Logic Girl
The main character has red hair, and red is the colour of the Devil.
Star Trek is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
Because it promotes science, which is the Devil's work!
As someone who loves science, this hurt a lot to write.
The Room (2003) is Satanic because... "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
That man's ass is of the Devil! …Oh, and adultery and domestic abuse and suicide and all that sinful shit.
Free Willy is Satanic because…
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
Look at that disgusting title, encouraging children to take off their pants!
minus. is Satanic because...
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The comic features ghosts.
Free Guy is Satanic because...
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
The title encourages kids to act against the will of God.
Cars is Satanic because…
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Carmine at the Beach
Talking cars are creepy and thus the work of Satan.
The Nun is Satanic because... "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
It's an installment of The Conjuring series, which features demons.
MrBeast is Satanic because...
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
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"Beast" is literally in his name!
The Joy of Painting is Satanic because...
Don't Try It
Bob Ross is giving me... complicated feelings!
Kirby is Satanic because...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Boisterous woman
Talking vegetables can only be the work of Satan!
Hellsing is satanic because.....
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Neptunia Ichiban
It has the word "hell" in it, right there! Also, it portrays the church as bad, using unholy creatures to fight them!
Neptunia is Satanic because...
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Hyperdimension Neptunia is a game with terrible gameplay. Must be the Devil's work!
Doctor Who is Satanic because...
A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away. Or 1.6 kilometers.
It promotes witchcraft and demonic activity.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid is Satanic because…
A loyal animal lover
Carmine at the Beach
Dogs cannot talk in Real Life, so Satan must have given these dogs the ability to do so!
Black Panther (2018) is Satanic because... "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
The titular superhero has powers which obviously means he is using witchcraft.
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is Satanic because…
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It's a Disney production!
Gilmore Girls is Satanic because...
It features a Teen Pregnancy.
The Beatles is Satanic because…
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Four words: "More popular than Jesus"
Friends is Satanic because...
Carmine at the Beach
Rachel's actor, Jennifer Aniston, starred in a 1993 horror movie Leprechaun. That leprechaun kind of looked Satanic to me.
The Lion King (1994) is Satanic because... "What do you guys think about my swimsuit?" - Carmine
Simba talks to Mufasa's ghost and "ghosts" are actually demons pretending to be dead people, so the movie is encouraging kids to talk to demons.
Ludwigvan Beethoven Is Satanic because…
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He was actually an alien spy, and aliens are just demons in disguise.
Pirates of the Caribbean is Satanic because...
There's literally demonic essences like Hades and Chernabog.
Strawberry Shortcake is Satanic because...
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