Talking animals are a defilement to God
The Miracle Maker is Satanic because...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!They Should clearly say that the miracle maker is Jesus
The Amazing Digital Circus is satanic because... BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Only a demonic force can be responsible for trapping all of these characters in a computer to begin with.
The Enigma of Amigara Fault is Satanic because...
It's a horror manga. Horror is already Satanic enough.
Jack and Jill is Satanic because... "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
...because Adam Sandler made it.
Half-Life 3 is Satanic because...
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...Because you need to sell your soul to the Devil to order your copy!
Teletubbies is Satanic because...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!Those creatures are nothing like any animal we know of, so they must be demons!
Scrubs is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
The titular "scrubs" are obviously not referring to Jesus washing our sins away!
Amphibia is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on May 7th 2024 at 4:21:07 AM
Frogs are gross, and therefore evil!
I Was a Teenage Exocolonist is satanic becauseā¦
Better to fight, than to live in fear.So you're settling on a new planet, WAS NOT THE PLANET OUR LORD CREATED FOR US GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU INGRATES?!?!
Blue's Clues is Satanic because...
Edited by TheFarmboy on May 7th 2024 at 6:00:10 AM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!It depicts animals with unnatural colorations, which makes a mockery of God's creation. Plus the way the clues will show up in the show can only be the work of demonic forces.
Fanboy and Chum Chum is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on May 7th 2024 at 10:18:34 AM
The word "Fanboy" implies false idols
Your Favorite Martian Is Satanic because...
Edited by Susman123 on May 8th 2024 at 4:42:05 PM
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.One song is about dancing to stereotypes; it's a bad influence.
Futurama is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
Has a disrespectful depiction of Christianity.
Invader Zim is Satanic because...
God Would Stomp out the invader!
Beast Wars is satanic because... BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
"Beast" is literally in the title.
My Little Pony is Satanic because...
Please try to be more creative than "talking animals are Satanic."
Edited by AnotherOnlinePersona on May 10th 2024 at 1:16:41 AM
The use of equines is a thinly-veiled allusion to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
Peanuts is Satanic because...
Peanuts are a type of food, and food is associated with gluttony!
Lusty Argonian Maid'd is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on May 10th 2024 at 1:30:54 PM
The game treats a lot of psychic powers like magic which is like witchcraft therefore it's teaching kids such actions! Also I don't need to explain the sick amount of symbolism with it's final boss.
Freedom Planet
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