Changes too much from the Biblical story.
Matilda is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on Mar 10th 2024 at 11:25:52 AM
The show must go on
Carmine at the Beach
Transformation superpowers is ungodly!
Spotlight is Satanic because...
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
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It does not portray the church in a particularly positive light.
All Creatures Great and Small (1978) is Satanic because...
The title refuses to mention who created all of the creatures great and small it is referring to...
Trick Moon is Satanic because...
The moon is evil Nuff said.
GoAnimate is satanic because... BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Being grounded is just a crappy substitute for going to hell.
OviPets is Satanic because...
Don't Try It
You're playing God!
Fallout: New Vegas is Satanic because...
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Is set in the capital of gambling, and gambling is a sin!
The Giving Tree is Satanic because...
Logic Girl
Not only is the tree sentient, she's encouraging violence (because cutting down a tree counts as violence if the tree is sentient)!
Claude the Cat is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
Carmine at the Beach
The cat is black, black cats are unlucky.
I completely disagree with that statement.
The Jungle Book is Satanic because...
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Jungles are evil Nuff said
Kamen Rider Geats is satanic because. BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Jyamoto are clearly stand-in for demons. Which is not a bad thing, but the heroes are defeating them without calling on the name of Jesus!
Bluey is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on Mar 14th 2024 at 2:38:01 PM
Dogs Can't talk this must be the work of satan!
Power Rangers is satanic because...
Edited by Susman123 on Mar 17th 2024 at 10:11:27 AM
BTW I was writing this while eating a sandwich.
Where are they getting their power from? Satan, obviously! Unlike our lord and savior Series/Bibleman, who uses the full armor of God!
Minions: The Rise of Gru is Satanic because...
Edited by chatot30 on Mar 17th 2024 at 9:42:43 AM
It's about a young boy who desires to be evil with no one trying to talk him out of this as he hangs around with a bunch of creatures who are attracted to evil (meaning they must be demons).
Scooby-Doo (any incarnation)
Logic Girl
It must be Satan who made the dog talk, and gluttony is a sin.
Neopets is Satanic because... For every low there is a high.
The Topic Slayer
It has a Halloween-themed world, and Halloween is evil!
Bob's Burgers is Satanic because…
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
The title mentions burgers which are food, and therefore it promotes gluttony.
The Arcana is Satanic because…
You may call me V
...it's full of sorcery!
Ayesha At Last is Satanic because...
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Carmine at the Beach
Ayesha sounds like a pagan name.
The First Omen is Satanic because...
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Michael the Tally Hall-colored Pinwheel
It portrays a church as the bad guy, and has the antichrist
VeggieTales is satanic because... Ocean | He/They
You may call me V
Because only sorcery can animate inanimate vegetables
The Hannah Montana Movie is Satanic because...
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Every musician makes a Deal with the Devil for their fame and success. Duh.
EarthBound (1994) is satanic because...
It stars Mickey Mouse, the mascot of "Woke" Disney.
The Ten Commandments (1956) is Satanic because...