Cynthia at the Beach
"He's relentlessly pursuing me as if I'm his wife-to-be! No thank you!"
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
"Ahhh! After Saving the World, I finally have some time to myself!"
I Do Not Own Currently Reading: N/A
Head Administrator of the ZIARCD
"The following work is based on another work which is not my work. Work."
“I don’t really know about the beach...I don’t even really know about showing my face in public. To them, I don’t exist."
Tenth in line for the throne
"I would heavily advise against hugging that smile slime, not because it's a servant of Evulz the Evil King of Evil, but because it's his sentient saliva"
Viva la je!
"Execute the prisoners now!"
"Ah-ah-ah, what's the magic word?"
"Fuck you."
"Nope, sorry, that's not it."
"You think you can hide behind the other side of the screen? I know where you live. Don't believe me? Watch as I read your address out loud!"
Orphaned Reference
Cynthia at the Beach
"What are they all referring to again?"
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
"Things have changed so much from these series of events that we can't expect the usual life we're comfortable to anymore."
Accidental Truth
"Your father wants you to leave your home planet of Alderaan."
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
"Burned alive? I'm still alive and kicking. Flung into a black hole? I just come back stronger. Beheaded? I return still fresh as a newborn. Blown to bits? Still back for more blood. There is absolutely nothing you can do that can kill me permanently!"
Angsty Surviving Twin Everything that lives is designed to end...
Cynthia at the Beach
"My twin brother died. Now I'm the only one left."
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
"For generations, war has been a mainstay of all living things. So here, in this forest, we get an opportunity to re-embrace those roots."
Edited by Sammael29 on Apr 22nd 2024 at 10:59:24 AM
"Hyenas, terrifying and vicious beasts."
A Tragedy of Impulsiveness
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Apr 22nd 2024 at 5:17:21 AM
totally non-filler title
"Roy, what made you think that was even remotely a good idea?!"
"Well, to be honest, Mary… I didn't thunk it through. At all."
The Topic Slayer
"I knew they had limbs, but I didn't know they could punch!"
Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
Cynthia at the Beach
"Look at those beautiful two moons here."
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Tenth in line for the throne
"Kiara's existence threatens all life on Earth? Fate just has to be cruel to her, doesn't it?"
Who's Laughing Now?
Tenth in line for the throne
"And that kid that always got picked last in basketball was me. Anyways, to get back on topic, where do you think we should drop the hydrogen bomb?"
Viva la je!
Knuckles the Echidna
"It's Bob the Banisher, run!"
"Bob the Banisher?"
"He's done many atrocities for our people, and the only thing you must do is to pray that he'll never threaten us townsfolk again."
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Cynthia at the Beach
"So why were we talking about Emperor Evulz and he just arrived on the scene?"
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
"That person is my father? He’s nothing like I expected him to be."
Moral Myopia
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Apr 25th 2024 at 8:20:45 AM
"Wow, Colonel. You had no problem orphaning that poor elephant, but somehow, executing your tyrant of a father made you cry foul? You clearly have a morality problem."
"What utter carnage they caused. I bet Vlad the Impaler would be proud."
Edited by Neoshi on Apr 25th 2024 at 12:45:22 PM
"Markus is actually more unsettling than the supernatural antagonists in the book because his abuse of his children and the way he can hide it well are actually possible in real life."
Mad Love