"Bob just taunted that massive cosmic monster. I think he might be in trouble..."
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine"Yes, I'm naked. So what? People are born without clothes. Besides, gore is much worse than nudity."
I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful."I… wasn't necessarily a good person. My hands, they were pelted with the blood of many people. People who were only living out their lives. And I took it all away from them. But that's all in the past now. And I can only hope I can truly change in the present."
Edited by coemedypink on Feb 25th 2024 at 9:52:00 PM
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!“I must say, throughout my entire career as a superhero… I have never been more excited to see Superman talking to me right now! I’ve always looked up to you! Can I have an autograph? And a picture? And a hug? Eeeee!”
Better to fight, than to live in fear."Why is there a giant mechanical spider in the west? And why does it seem to hate us?"
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop."Draw, sheriff. This village's not big enough for two samurais. *sounds of katanas being unsheathed*"
Shotguns Are Just Better
Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 25th 2024 at 11:58:39 PM
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing"You call that a knife? Oh wait, that's a Sjogren...Touché, I gue-" BLAM!
Inconsistent Coloring Silver and gold, silver and gold
"You seem... bluer than the last time i saw you..."
Edited by Oggy123 on Feb 26th 2024 at 4:42:16 PM
"Funny that. We kill roaches and mosquitoes without a care in the world, but not dogs or cats."
Set a Mook to Kill a Mook i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
"Infighting is our best ally here. What better way to defeat the enemy forces than to make them fight each other?"
My God, What Have I Done?
"Oh gosh. What did I do?! Everyone's gonna be so mad..."
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine"Ughhh, this annoying little fucker is the center of the show again?"
Critical Hit i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
"My word, what a powerful hit!"
Action Figure Justification
Edited by Sourguy on Feb 26th 2024 at 9:02:21 AM
Currently Reading: N/A"Andy is not a girl’s toy, he’s an action figure! How many times do I have to say that!?"
Original Position Fallacy
Edited by Mattman_the_Storyteller on Feb 26th 2024 at 11:26:15 AM
"That fascist I voted into office was supposed to only kill everyone I hate, not me too! Nooooooooo!"
"You really have forced my hand here."
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine"You may not have taken part in the bullying, but you still stood by and let it happen instead of doing anything to help the victim. That makes you just as bad as the bullies themselves."
Rewarded as a Traitor Deserves
"I know your probably surprised. But hey, I can't risk you doing the same to me." BANG
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“They say that the Text of Noglern is… alive, that it corrupts anyone it touches with thoughts of depravity and foul deeds.”
Edited by J99908 on Feb 26th 2024 at 4:38:34 AM
Better to fight, than to live in fear."Like branches of the same tree, clones are individuals deserving of compassion and acceptance. Let's unite in empathy."
Door to Before Obscure Reference: "It can sometimes knock out opponents with the shock created by breaching and crashing its big body onto the water.
"So that doorway just leads back to the entrance? Well, that could have been noticed earlier..."
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine"Alice is a friendly girl, even if she is lascivious enough to flirt with so many men."
Gentleman and a Scholar
"Dude, can you just smile or laugh for a second?"
Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu??
Edited by TheOther36 on Feb 24th 2024 at 5:22:21 PM
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.