"Looks like this story is larger and more dangerous than the previous one."
Big Bad Wannabe "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
"Looks like somebody wanted to be the next Emperor Evulz huh? You'll never top the real one."
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again."You wanna spar wit' me? You wanna spar wit' me?! Better make it count, better kill me in one- AAAAHHHH!!!! Okay, okay, fine! Take your win, take your- [Killed Mid-Sentence]"
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!"Infernal child! Your presence has brought nothing but misery and annoyance to my life, and now you have lost the right to draw breath!"
Bandwagon Technique Currently Reading: N/A
"It's the hot new thing, brother! Everyone's doing it, what could possibly go wrong if you join in?"
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read."Oh, there you are, hero, all brooding and shit. Why so serious? I've got something that will cheer you right up! Look, your significant other is dangling above my EX-QUI-SITE! shark pit, this shiny nuclear warhead pointed straight at the stadium, AND! the plain old UN-STOP-PA-BLE! moi, running off with the amulet that will grant WORLD DOMINATION! to the only person that deserves it, me, myself and I! Have fuuun~! ≽^•⩊•^≼"
"...*sigh* Another day with this psycho..."
"So this First-Person Shooter has a racing minigame here? Kind of unexpected."
Made of Explodium "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
“Caution: This soap bar may cause an atom bomb. What ingredients would they even use. Whoops!” [lets soap fall, lets mushroom cloud rise from bathroom stall]
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes."Our little buddy wouldn't hurt a fly. Sure, he sometimes wrecks the place, but he's pretty harmless."
Character Celebrity Endorsement Currently Reading: N/A
"Why is Peter Griffin of all people promoting Celldweller's music?"
The Eeyore "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
"I'm sorry, guys. I can't go to the party tonight. My schedule is to be sulking and crying in my room all day. [Beat] Like always."
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity![driving on a sidewalk full of pedestrians] "Outta the way! I've got to save those people from that burning building!"
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"Well, since you're so curious, I guess I might as well explain my Evil Plan to you."
Deteriorates Into Gibberish Currently Reading: N/A
Bumping this
Currently Reading: N/A"The professor went on an angry rant after the students not understanding the class material. He then became even more unintelligible due to all of his words becoming gibberish."
The Good King "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
"His majesty, while can be quite a stern in giving royal decrees, cares for the greater good for the Kingdom and his subjects over anything else."
Next up: Didn't See That Coming
How many games got ported into Nintendo Switch? A lot of them.Bump
"You know, the possibility of rainfall ruining our concert completely slipped my mind."
Insane Proprietor Currently Reading: N/A
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Currently Reading: N/A"Why is that person pretending to be insane while selling that thing?"
'60s Hair "I usually specialize in Dragon-types, but now I'm a fairy and specialize in Fairy-types. See the irony?" - Iris
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"I must say, dear brother, that pompadour you've got is the bees knees!"
Competing Product Potshot Currently Reading: N/A
"The MacGuffin™️ will fulfill everything you ever needed, and by everything, we mean the plot!"
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!
“This is it. This is the big one. Nobody dare Delmar this one! Especially you, Delmar!”
Sequel Escalation
I’m sorry, but you have Stage 9 Animes.