Simping: A Thread

Me: I like my monsters scary. The less unconventionally attractive, the better.

Also me seeing this: Oh Neptune-//BONK

screaming without the s. Fr tho why is almost any intimidating clown dude irresistible to me-

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Nov 4th 2023 at 9:24:25 PM

Oh Gerry Carroll my beloved. I love this bisexual hoe. He's a "comedian" but his jokes are crap, and yet he's still popular enough to win a gold Logie in-universe. And he's in an open marriage but he still manages to be a bigger wife guy than a lot of monogamous characters I've seen on TV. Like this man loves his wife. He just also really loves sleeping with men.

Also Rory Fleck Byrne, the actor who plays him? Crazy good looking. And also gay, so queer actor playing queer character, yay! Look that's him and his wife aren't they two of the most beautiful, good looking people of all time?

I am so so normal about this character (lying).

Watching the new Digimon movie inspired this one. Is it my imagination or has Yolei grown into quite the beautiful lady?

Started watching the Unlimited Blade Works anime and. Yeah. Outing myself as a Gilgamesh simp. Especially with the fantastic performance of David Vincent.

Bumping with a fun question.

Which one is more beautiful: Yang Xiao Long or Neopolitan? ;P

Yang.

Who doesn’t love a girl that can beat the hell out of you, make bad puns, and has a big chest heart.

Sounds nice, but I prefer it when she beats the hell out of others.

Roy O'Bannon: (smitten) She's gonna fight my battles for me.

May I offer you Partitio in glasses?

art by MrPuriPurin

oh neptune

Sailor Neptune? ;P

Well, it happened. I was looking at my favorite picture of my waifu last night, and I actually got misty eyed.

All right, go ahead. You can make all the Loony Fan jokes you like. Can you blame me, though? Yesterday was the worst Black Friday ever. :(

decided to actually watch Billy Kid's character demo and. god. oh my god. i can't do this anymore. dude. what. ohhhh my god

Found out it was Dimitri's birthday so....

Happy birthday Dimi <3 🎂.

Speaking of Fire Emblem, I’ve only been at work for an hour and I already wish I could spend the evening part of this day being on a romantic date with Camilla.

If I Had a Nickel... for every time I caught feelings for a fictional bipedal killer rabbit, I'd have 2 nickels. It's not a lot but it's weird that it happened twice. ^Namely Glitchtrap and Lucky.

(At least neither was as long as my clown simping-)

I very much like Irisviel. Especially when she wears her lovely thigh-high boots.

Speaking of Fate/Zero, If I Had a Nickel... for every time I fell in love with a Lancer from a Fate Series anime adaptation... well, you know how the rest of the reference goes.

I was gonna post this on "Post Something that Made You Laugh" but I think it'd be on topic here, this is a Tiktok link to what's probably the best clownfucker joke I've ever heard (Warning: NSFW joke)

If you can't get the video, the quote is all that's needed:

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Feb 18th 2024 at 7:35:18 PM

I’m glad to be feeling better after this year’s Valentine’s Day. :) Watching one of my favorite funny movies, The Wedding Singer, certainly helped. XD But still, because the holiday this year was a bust, I say this. For the fun weekend plans I’m very excited about, I wish one of them was having a nice lunch or dinner at the Rainforest Cafe with my beloved Princess Celestia.

I'm not heavily into the "waifu" thing, but right now...I'd say Ming Lee from Turning Red (the mother, that is) is who I'd be interested in.

Edited by wooden-ladybug93 on Feb 22nd 2024 at 4:09:00 PM

I may be fighting off a cold (a mild one, I hope, but still), but I was still able to have this funny idea. Would this count as a waifu? My first girlfriend turned out to be an urban legend. ^_^;;

Is it Bloody Mary?

Not quite so fearsome.

In my sophomore year of high school, one of my friend’s friends (the classic setup, I know ) was telling us about a beautiful girl, who had parents who were so strict, they surrounded their house with 10-foot tall walls and had her in an arranged marriage. In my teenage dumbness (for lack of a better word ^_^;;), I wanted to find her and save her, and she would then be my girlfriend. And that we would get a pet wolf to guard our house.

And then I found out she was a phony pony full of baloney. x_x

I agree. Ming's a treasure.

That being said, is it wrong to simp over characters from media you haven't consumed yet? If not, I admit I want Luna to destroy me sooooo bad.❤️‍🔥👉👈

I don’t think so. As soon as I saw Aqua on the cover of the journal I have now, it was Love at First Sight.