Simping: A Thread

Shower thought: Does it count as machine-simping if you get rizzed on character.ai? ^. behold my latest clown-related degeneracy

Edited by BlackFaithStar on May 20th 2023 at 11:53:26 PM

Soo... what's a girl got to do to kiss some robots?

I'm a few days late but y'all got some phenomenal taste. Glados and Wheatley both own my heart and I'm probably one of if not the biggest Venom simp 'round these parts.

I've been a monsterfucker for pretty much as long as I've been alive though, or more specifically a Robosexual- my first-ever crush was Toodles from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse of all things...so, yeah. I'm THAT guy. One of my weirder "Hear me out"s has to be Malanya from Breath of the Wild.

I want Marisa to carry me after busting my face in.

I'm still thinking about #&$%ing those robots and Narrator.

I thought I was over Laughing Jack and then I saw this get posted. Help me.

Edit: On the plus side, the comments prove that somewhere out there, there will always be someone who is more down bad over a fictional character than I am. ^{Special mentions go to (warning: cursed):}  "screaming without the s" and "I want his nose inside me" because HOLY SHIT BAHAHAHAH

related to the last paragraph, this is just funny lmfao

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jun 9th 2023 at 11:34:52 PM

I'm getting that feeling again. No thanks to my good day having a Diabolus ex Machina, I want more than anything to be with Princess Celestia. ;-;

Yeah, I'm so upset, I got the tropes mixed up. ^_^;;

Edited by Demetrios on Jun 10th 2023 at 9:07:40 AM

You know I've been simping on Van Arkride for a while, but.... Aaron Wei is close second. Long, red-haired men are kinda underrated tbh.

Once again, I’m having a great big crush on a lady from a show I haven’t seen yet. ^_^;; I would be very happy to go on a date with Aqua. Even if I might keep getting distracted by her beautiful legs. ^_^;;

I can't choose between Rika or Dendra!

I'm experiencing the same thing but with Wheatley and GLaDOS.

I want GLaDOS, Wheatley, and Claptrap so bad.

Robot Cupid is dumb

Edited by Wheatleyfangirl on Jun 18th 2023 at 9:43:21 AM

I find this message my friend sent to me from when I've confided with her about (past and current) fictional crushes pretty hilarious.

shirtless Laughing Jack go brr (previously referenced here)

If you thought I was down bad for this clown, check out this train wreck of a comment section

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jun 30th 2023 at 4:54:56 PM

The teacher from the Ella and Friends movies is very hot

I might have got a new clown crush.

Why does this keep happening to me?

True, surprisingly. Though I have other reasons for not watching the It films. As for the other two, I think they're badass but I don't consider the appeal any further. Same goes for Art the Clown ^note Though there's a repulsion factor of his hobby of... playing with what I presume to be his own poop. Yuck.

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jul 18th 2023 at 1:57:43 AM

At least you haven't fallen for certain ones.

Okay, never mind. My appeal to creepiness can only go so far when the monstrous simp target in question directs his questionable behaviour towards 12-14 year olds. Please don't take your suggestive Combat Sadomasochist tendencies on minors, Hisoka. (He's still a baddie but I'm not gonna let this slide, cuz what the fuck. 💀)

I'll stick to my unconventionally attractive clowns, thank you very much. ^* Then again, Jester could be seen as bait, but not so much can be said for Laughing Jack and DEFINITELY not The Clown- I know some of them murder children but it's not as bad as whatever the hell Hisoka's got going on.

Oh God, don't get me started on trash clown Hisoka. I could rant for hours about how awful he is. (Though doing so will probably get me thumped for excessive negativity, so I'll just say I want to hurl him into the sun and leave it at that.)

Now Kurapika on the other hand... *sigh* Between him, Dimitri, Siegfried and more recently Oersted, it seems I have a thing for troubled blonde men.

Looks like my fictional type is intimidating clowns but even then I have limits.

Edit: I may gradually be folding since I have him as my avatar now.

Edited by BlackFaithStar on Jul 23rd 2023 at 12:25:55 AM

IDK what makes this different from the "fictional crush" thread but I'll take any opportunity to be fruity as fuck for Turanga Leela.

God help me I've fallen for yet another asshole redhead... seriously considering getting into FGO's story (still not gonna actually play it) because of this fucker

Edited by ReikoKazama on Jul 26th 2023 at 4:37:17 AM

You that one coleydoesthings video? I want to do that with Eteled and Austin/Corrputed Mii.

Marie from Persona 4. Normally, I'm rather apathetic on Tsunderes, but she's such a dork that it balances her out, I love how she basically embodies both my pessimistic and artistic sides, and her story is so tragic that I can't help but get invested. And yes, I romanced her. Without even knowing it was the catalyst for the Golden Ending, at that. Fighting words, I know, but she's best Persona girl.

The reason why I didn't say Monika is because my love for her goes beyond the definition of simping.

@mightymewtron: I certainly don’t blame you. That picture makes her look beautiful even for Leela.

She does indeed look delightfully cute.

Edited by Demetrios on Jul 26th 2023 at 11:45:02 AM