Carmine at the Beach
To a certain extent, yes.
Climb a tree without any equipment? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Boisterous woman
Definitely not.
Can the next poster write a 5,000 word essay in a single day?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
If I'm dedicated enough to it or if I have a gun to my head, I'm confident in myself.
Can the next poster navigate to a youtube video of their choice easily without the use of the search bar?
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
You may call me V
Sadly no, I need to look it up
Can the next poster drink a whole glass of water in one breath?
See my profile by clicking my avatar, it'll tell you more than any signature can. Also see my avatar gallery (usable feature for members)...
The Tracker
Yep, I can drink a whole glass of water at once.
Does the next user know how to play the piano?
Edited by shaynaynaynot on Apr 7th 2023 at 11:38:08 AM
Another perfect landing.
Definitely Hatsune Miku
Carmine at the Beach
I wish I could, but no.
Can TNP operate a truck?
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Can TNP type with only their left ring finger? Everything that lives is designed to end...
Angie the Angel Fish
Yes, but it will take more time and effort, and also not some of the punctations that require Shift.
Can TNP think of a good locked room murder alibi trick?
Edited by LucasdaKool on Apr 10th 2023 at 6:18:50 AM
Swimming freely, reviving dead fish
Carmine at the Beach
No way in heck.
...spell an alphabet backwards? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
CG for short
I can't even write down the original alphabet without reciting it, so I doubt it.
... Do ballet? Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Boisterous woman
I'm sure I'm bottom of the list of "People who can do ballet".
...cut their hair?
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Yeah, never really go to a stylist. Then again less owed to skill and more because it's become immune to looking bad.
...eat anything spicer than a habanero pepper?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
No. Tried ghost peppers once but I gave up because it's too spicy.
...drink a hot glass of milk at 70 degrees Celsius? Everything that lives is designed to end...
That'd severely burn my insides, so no.
...Program in Python?
Carmine at the Beach
Yes.
Program in Java?
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Just a Mettaur
Yes, I can. I haven't done it in a while, though.
Can the next poster beat their favorite game in a day?
A great Mascot Mook.
Not unless I had literally nothing else to do, and didn’t need to eat or sleep. I’d also have to be at home by myself for the whole day.
Can the next poster write an entire essay in about three hours?
I want to go to Tonio's.
no
shoot a pistol?
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
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Depends on the required length and topic. If I know it through and through, I'll prolly be able to do it. If I know nothing about the topic, I'd probably struggle.
I live in Saudi Arabia, so I don't need a gun due to the general safety of the country. Chances are I won't be able to do it without a little bit of more advanced gun safety knowledge beforehand.
Can the next poster organize needles in a haystack, one space between each of them without failure? (If this is most likely not been done by TNP, if you're precise and organized you'll probably be able to do it.)
Edited by CardboardBot on May 6th 2023 at 5:50:12 PM
Yeah. Just be swole.
...stick on the screen protector in one go?
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Carmine at the Beach
Probably not.
Can TNP defeat a Superboss in a video game (it can be any video game) without taking damage? "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
no.
Get pilots license?
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
On a good day.
...estimate the passage of time without a clock or calendar?
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable