I like my (wo)men how I like my...

I did see that a thread for this exists, but it's been dormant for more than a year so there's no sense bumping. So anyways, the point of this game is to respond to the above poster liking their men/women "how they like X" with a phrase that completes the comparison. That poster then makes a phrase of how they like their men/women how they like X, and so on.

And to begin:

I like my women how I like my coffee...

Edited by GrafVonTirol on Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:51:28 AM

Burnt?

I like my women how I like my men...

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 7:55:18 PM

Buff and hairy.

I like my men like I like my comics...

With only one issue

I like my men/women how I like my water...

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:02:47 AM

Pure

I like my women like I like my pizza.

E D I B L E

I like my women how I like my plushie......

Soft and full of cotton

I like my men, like i like my math...

With no word problems.

I like my men how I like my floors...

Without worms

I like my women how I like my pencils

Full of lead

I like my men how I like my beanbag

Able to take a beating?

I like my women like I like my rifles

Fully loaded.

I like my women how I like my car insurance.

With the safety on

Honest about the cost

I like my women how I like my lighters

Edited by johannes4123 on Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:19:27 AM

Electronic

I like my women how I like my Pokemon.

'd Full of gas

Easy to catch and in the wild

I like my men how I like my webcomics

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 10:23:48 AM

4 panels and a punchline.

I like my women, like i like my portals...

Open.

I like my women like I like my Danganronpa free time event. (I wanna see how y'all do with this.)

AYEEEEE

Edited by AHSVelocity on Dec 3rd 2019 at 2:30:05 AM

Available for the Love Hotel! (*finger guns and shades* AYYYYY)

I like my men how I like my cereal...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffQmb-cNFuk

Edited by KingOfStickers on Dec 3rd 2019 at 11:49:19 AM

Sweet and able to perk me up in the morning.

I like my men how I like my books...

Bound in leather.

I like my men and women like I like my comedians.

Funny

I like my men and women how I like my hot cocoa...

Keeps you warm in the winter.

I like my women how I like my hot sauce.

Spicy.

I like my women how I like my ice cream...

Cold, but sweet. you like your women like Caitlin Snow

I like my men like I like my Christmas lights...

Burnt out?

I like my women like I like my exams