Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

It should be fully random, yes.

Funny you should mention both in the same post: That event is a Google Translated version of a stock event. I'll let someone who's been here longer figure out where the translated seasons started, though.

Obi-Wan is just chilling while Ahsoka freaks out. I don't think she was given a briefing.

Hey, I’ll have you know that Mundo has 28 medical diplomas! Which he gave himself. Also he’s much too dumb to notice that a tribute needs to die. Tang, yes, but not Mundo.

Can't recall rn which one is the first, but IK Jake started it.

But welp... that's what you get for nominating someone before their game's released. RIP Billie, you would've been another fine addition to both my aro/ace tribute and goat collections.

And once again, 2016!Bagheera goes the way of Toothless! What's it with these black-colored animals never making it past Day 1?!

But Tang, sis, Meringue's death is a canon event... just like Kom's.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 10th 2024 at 6:46:39 PM

(*Wilhelm scream*)

I was right, Jake started it in S302, and ~Ichigo Montoya, you're the one to talk since you liked that hosting style back then.

Fair enough lol.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on May 11th 2024 at 12:21:47 AM

I mean, I wasn't complaining, I was just surprised it came up in a Kafka-hosted season.

i don't always do gimmicks but when i do i make sure they reduce the whole season to a stream of total gibberish

So many failed attempts at killing people with explosives...

Also, Cycloid Beta/Waluigette is a pretty Odd Friendship.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on May 10th 2024 at 12:34:19 PM

NIGHT◊ ONE◊

• "Everyone complains and no one cares? It looks good. It doesn't matter if you don't wear the divine crown."
• "Monk, take my advice to stop fighting my heart. A banana peel is a small step to a true weapon of faith, isn't it?"
• "The stranger destroys the dark hell through the underground, drops the famous great crest, and suddenly dies! All Star Wars ideas seem to have overtaken his characters. This is a sin"
• "Panther season, Sith season, Panther season, Sith season, Panther season, Sith season... Dragon season? But it was Detwing's death. It so happened that there is a mighty God."
• "As the sandman thinks, after a few rounds he turns into a fish. This is the life."
• "It's definitely a big year for Garfield with this movie coming out! Chris Pratt's voice is like no other."
• "...Want to know how vanilla cookies work on pizza? The author had to play with many pineapples."
• "I asked again, how can I fix that? What tone is that? Or fucking hell?"
• "One wheel speaks of hell, and the other torments ghosts there. Maybe a beta education will give Mauricio a chance to develop better!"
• "We worry that parents will call their children stupid. In fact, the name is just as bad as Gibruch!"
• "Look how stupid Gumiko is! It's enough to make you forget you're in a deadly game."
• "This could be cake. Something shaped like a rabbit. Now we have a competitive team."
• "I HEAR EVERYTHING IN YOUR VOICE"
• "With the smart satellite stealing control, Vegap decides to kill Earl again. Dunkel used it as an excuse to seize the throne, but immediately gave it up because he was a stupid dinosaur and couldn't move at all."
• "Very good! Oh... are you running from me? Can you take me somewhere other than a dirty basement? I'm sorry"
• "Now when you take your cross, a bomb can still kill someone, just sad"
• "I fear that one day I will become an accountant. Those bright pages are filled with financial statements…"
• "Here, Akeji gives Kafka’s whispers a new meaning. At least Gregor was happy."
• "A good thief never steals! Fortunately, Soccer Zombie is officially dead, so its assets are now available"
• "Joseph was tired of being abandoned by the world. It’s time to develop your high style and be on top of the world! my poor relatives."
• "Good kids. So why the box?"
• "Angel joins a large group of well-dressed criminals and criminals. Alistair was jealous."
• "The merfolk theme does not save water because this cake kills water. At least it matches, right?"
• "If something unusual happened in your area, who would you call? No, I'm not really a ghost hunter."
• "Super Macho Man decides that one kill is enough for now and is out of a job. It's not your fault you fell, Tan."
• "Your power is... The power of your special smell. I personally don't like perfume because of the wonderful lavender scent."
• "Want to know how to stop being unproductive? I see many dead. Come on, Chile!"
• "I tried so hard to look cute that I had a hernia. I don't like being sick, so leave it."
• "All right Jack. That's great, but we don't watch sports. Where is the UV lamp?"
• "Super bright Mario Meme Man is now the friend of the hunter who loves. There are some strange ones, but I find them strange. Apparently, Shinji didn't expect to leave Eva."
• "A two-pon panel game? So are we broken here?"

DAY◊ TWO◊

• "What is Dinglehopper? Can I comb my hair? Some things we may not know."
• "At least theater is fun. I'm afraid I don't need an interesting outfit to laugh at."
• "Rest in peace Chris. Like in the movies, most people die without seeing it."
• "Is there a law against the sissy element in American football? Or is it a dead rule?"
• "When working at Chili Walk, a portion of the facility area is called a destination."
• "No, the satellites entered the empire! Not everyone who reads the chapters knows them from the comments we have!"
• "He does not mention his name, voice or identity. Now, thanks to Lost Lightning, that will never happen. This is indeed a tragedy for us."
• "Nothing to see here, Guybrush showed his usual level of intelligence."
• "This technique is taken straight from the book Fireman Wonka So Close, You Can File a Complaint Against Us"
• "Nefer should consider herself lucky. When Angry Face is enraged, it can fire bullets that do more damage than rubber bands."
• "You are not alone, my friend Kafka. I wish I didn't know about Super Mario Logan."
• "I think it's the best place to hedge against currency stock exposure."
• "Happy ending, my dear. You only swear in public."
• "Panem has incredibly strict rules against balloon theft. Whether it is a delicious cookie or a rich cook, it is sure to impress."
• "Psychological injury of conflict. It's okay, honey. Try to have enough emotional trauma that you can't handle it when a new person opens up to you."
• "But he sings and whistles, What does he do quietly on the beach?"
• "Do you know any moral activists who have been offended by satanic book burning? Satan wants revenge."
• "The scariest and scariest old warrior like Shinji Dooku who ruled the world in Ninja Star Wars!"
• "Is this the meaning of love or smoking? Knowing Angel dust is good."
• "Every time I have a few bucks, someone proves me completely wrong…"
• "Andrew Garfield never met Tide Beans because he valued ordinary life."
• "Come, the soft-skinned crocodile is afraid of man; Don't wait, don't worry, there may be panic here."
• "Ahsoka whips out her lightsaber and decides to kill Dunklin with a physical weapon. You have nothing on your body, right?"
• "What do you mean? Bees want to fly everywhere, don't they?"
• "Octavia is a true angel. Depending on the situation or the bad driver, Ikechi will then become a devil or an angel. You want to wash the blood off your bike, Tavi."
• "I threw a mario 3 ring in his face! Yes, the guy from Pulp Fiction is cool."
• "No matter what kind of fish Jack offers, he always breaks down the tasting menu. Now, like all of us, he is tired and desperate."

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: Dark Helmet, Deathwing, Cycloid Beta, Nine, Arle and Carbuncle, Vegapunk, Merfolk Cake, Grievous, Unnamed Exit 8 Dude, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Super Macho Man, Dunkle, Goro, Mario Circuit 3

The Satellites(excluding Atlas) when nominated as individual: died quickly, doesn't kill anyone or do something important.

The Satellites when nominated as a group: survived at least two update and racked up 2 kills in one update.

Nice teamwork, I wonder which organization The Satelllites will join?

However in contrast of his creation, Vegapunk accidentally drowned himself after he attempted to drown some cake, look like I expected too much from him, on the bright side, he'd survived first update, but still.

Edit: I thought non-technically kill was 3, but I just realized they only killed 2 tributes after NTC pointed me out in the Discord server.

Edited by Justkong033 on May 11th 2024 at 4:19:04 PM

Ah god damn it, down goes Dunkle. What a shame. A pretty weak run all things considered, but eh, Centro placed real high last time so I'm not all that bothered, you win some you lose some. RIP Dunkle, hoping Ahsoka can whip up a good dish from your flesh with that meat cleaver.

I'll be rooting for Gummigoo, Football Zombie, and Fantoccio now.

Oh no!... I mean...

OH yeah, this is the bullshit I am about to expect. You can't expect something good happen to you early with one of your tributes immediately getting a Bloodbath kill, and the other gets killed.

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on May 11th 2024 at 6:38:44 PM

Of course Grievous dies an unceremoniously stupid death before he could reach the podiums, rack up any kills, or even interact with Obi-Wan.

I didn't take Tang to be a magic user.

Dr. Mundo doesn’t kill people, he “cures” them.

Man, is Ahsoka's mental breakdown finally over? Or did she just think she was fishing?

Did Dr. Mundo just destroy a track? I guess he hates Mario Kart.

NIGHT◊ TWO◊

• "… Jack Joseph Keck can understand the pain of Franz Kafka’s story in unexpected ways. This is terrible for me. He didn't know what to do either."
• "Now remember, Ahsoka, silence is the way of the Jedi, not violence or anger. The Jedi way seems to be going out the window. Dummies work just like the rest of us."
• "How does it feel to know that a creature without legs knows more about medicine than you do? Or is human anatomy a mystery in a galaxy far, far away?"
• "Octavia is famous for its birds. Note: Do not use the origami technique on the shell."
• "Honesty is the best rule...even the best rule is not the first one to burn."
• "Business software? do you still do it In fact, not even the end of the world can stop the ongoing political march."
• "Doll and too fat, I'm going to hurt everywhere - no, don't answer the question, my ass already hurts."
• "Congratulations Gemi, you have embarked on a journey… a journey into the realm of the Grim Reaper from which you will never return!"
• "I'm sure he's very happy to collect pollen to make honey every day and leave it alone."
• "You know, if traditional football had more power, I might watch football."
• "I think drinking water magic is good. What if I have a headache and Rainbow screams again? This is the fun part!"
• "Hey, take your time because Lippy is still standing after all."
• "A shield with a big three-cornered pirate hat with a cross and everything? When Guybrush finds out why he likes her, Naoki advises him to ignore her."
• "Today we learn why cooking on fire is a terrible idea. Mommy, watermelon mushrooms, I love them!"
• "Why do we wear anything? We can't let these workers rule the sky. This is a recipe for the end of the world!"
• "I don't know what the source is, so it's better to call it "canon source"."

DAY◊ THREE◊

• "I have no idea what Garfield is talking about. He hasn't been charged with high treason yet... I called someone, didn't I?"
• "Why you should never believe in ghosts. Interestingly, owls are insects. Hachiku makes delicious food."
• "Marona Esnea took all the children to the farm and said "I'm better than you!" The comments are fine, but considering what's going on here, wearing hats in memes is a name."
• "Now that Garfield is a cross between a dog and a pig, does that mean it's hard for him to leave you?"
• "Hell, if you fight a thief and make a gallon of rum out of it, suddenly everyone's looking for the innocent. I can't see you, Trippwood."
• "Let's be honest: the construction industry in this country is smart and important. Don't be too happy."
• "He is a slow madman and is known for killing three people instantly. I hate the look on Hank's face when he tries to do that."
• "Who ever heard of zombies playing football? Funny! Now, the worst crimes are true!"
• "Sorry Blake, but entrants cannot claim their prizes on their own. This is a conflict of interest."
• "Aren't you the first to predict the impossible? You will definitely love the Fedora feel"
• "To defeat Yuzu Cannon, you will need some skeletons. However, the question arises whether he suffered permanent brain damage."
• "Well, I don't know why I'm here tonight... Something seems wrong..."
• "One of the great things about stones is that they can easily jump people if they stop breathing or have no pulse. Why is 18 meters important?"
• "First we have Nev Starnes Warvangelion, now it’s time for Jetstar Radio. The crosses have no power."
• "An incredible act committed by the ruthless Doku to save someone like him. I think that’s where the bad guys hang out."
• "Morris loved to have as much fun as possible. However, reducing the sugar content in chewing gum did not help."
• "What profit does your company expect from the sale of aircraft? As expected, SpongeBob was nowhere to be seen."
• "Lama was not criticized. Do you know how hard it is to wear a flat hat?"
• "A monk always chooses dirt, but violence pays off! Natural gold is cold-hearted fur-like gold."
• "Shinji is cursed with the best hair in all of anime. No more Japanese dipping sauce for you!"
• "This is indeed true. I'll give you the advice you gave Ahsoka to cure her weakness. See if you can take it to heart as much as he does."

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊: The Satellites, Waluigette, Gamey, Hachiku, Gummigoo, Gum

RIP Satellites, At least they racked up a couple of kill before getting killed themselve, still disappoint for being the first tribute who died this update.

Poor Gummigoo can't catch a break even in HGS.

Marona shouldn't be drinking chocolate...

Also, is Tang a scientist in an adventure with pirates? (Rimshot)

And Manchas hasn't talked to Ahsoka yet, but he has teamed up with someone else from a galaxy far far away...

Welp, both of my tributes died. In the same update too. Whatever, let's get drawing! I got a new location to implement!

RIP Gummigoo Guy has died thrice by now, jeeze

You could say this game's simulation is apparently modified the whole time!

Please no confuse this with that other kind of pirate

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on May 12th 2024 at 6:16:39 PM