hey, i'm squeaky clean! [Beat] not that i already showered hours ago, but- OH GOD I THINK I'M DYING
Edited by coemedypink on Nov 12th 2023 at 9:53:22 PM
i can't believe nor even fathom that he visited his friend! the audacity!I'm dead.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineNot as exhausting as your words slapping me around!
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!... lest we forget... -passes out-
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!What? Did that mean I am getting shot by arrows coming from every directions?
Swimming freely, reviving dead fishWait, GOD? TWO OF THEM, ACTUALLY?
Remind me to kill that annoying speakerThis is going to be painful, isn't it?
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.I'm probably toast.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineGentle bump.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineDeath by an obvious lie.
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!"Say wha- Hey! Stop!"
AAAHHHHHH!
(Frozen to death by the breeze from air conditioning.)
Join the Five-Man Band cleanup project!I’d rather not if your sentence is going to kill me!
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!A late day greeting doesn't seem painful to me.
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.CRAP
Remind me to kill that annoying speakerAHHHH! The gibberish noises are trying to kill me!
THE GOLDEN AGE WILL RETURN AGAIN!I'm attacked by a psychic brainwave that leaves me unconscious, while a Christmas tree falls down on me.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineShe slaps me for confusing her with her namesake.
That's just normal Vanity; being an Alpha Bastard at all times.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.My ass gets kicked by Blitzo.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - CarmineWell I'll just have to do some cleaning then.
Meet the Tamas!◊ This is where it will end, by my hand.The Tamas distract me while the Dragon Spirit rises and kills me.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085""You won't be here for long" At least you won't drag this out...
i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
'Cause we don't have enough weird stuff already.
No more Mr. Nice Guy / No more Mr. Clean / No more Mr. Nice Guy / They say, "he's sick, he's obscene!"