Carmine at the Beach
3703. Bob may not try to use fairy magic on dragons.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
zycone (Resciscor)
3704: Bob is allowed to do whatever the hell he wants on Fridays, at the very least.
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The World's Least Powerful Man
3704.1: Bob has been repeatedly warned about hacking the list and/or mind controlling people into adding rules for him.
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3705: Bob, stop adding Mr. Bungle tracks to the jukebox. You’re driving the higher ups insane.
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Captain Cryptic
3706: Bob is not allowed to complain about any rules which may unwittingly duplicate the contents of previous rules, including this very rule.
"My job here is done." "But you didn't do anything."
zycone (Resciscor)
3707: Bob is no longer allowed to buy Linux.
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The World's Least Powerful Man
3707.1: Mostly because Linux is free and he seems to have been conned by someone, but also because the whole rest of the office runs on Windows.
Edited by dvorak on May 13th 2024 at 7:47:16 AM
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Carmine at the Beach
3708.1. Bob may not forcibly disguise anyone else.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
R.I.P. Kabosu, AKA Doge
3709. Bob may not shave men's beards and moustaches against their will simply because Hitler had facial hair.
I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.
zycone (Resciscor)
3710: Bob is no longer allowed to go in or within 5.0km near of Glod
. No, a car will not serve as exception.
The World's Least Powerful Man
3710.1: Bob is not "on a mission from Glod," and we can, in fact, stop you.
Edited by dvorak on May 15th 2024 at 12:01:17 PM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Carmine at the Beach
3711. Bob may not choke anyone else as a form of punishment.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
zycone (Resciscor)
3712. Bob is no longer allowed to do anyone else's homework.
Edited by zycone on May 16th 2024 at 6:19:23 PM
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
The World's Least Powerful Man
3713: Bob may not call me on my vacation under any circumstances. He tries it this year and I'm submitting overtime slips to Payroll.
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3714: No Bob, "Sharp Dressed Man" is not fashion advice. You look ridiculous.
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Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
3715. Bob is not allowed anywhere near whatever it is he used to trap me in an endless white void.
3715.1. Bob is to figure out exactly how long I've been absent and how to retcon my whereabouts for that time period.
GET THAT PIZZA! Stats: Kills: 6 Deaths: 2 Successes: 8 Failures: 2
Carmine at the Beach
3715.2. Bob may not try to use Power of the Void attacks either.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Useful Note
3716. Bob is not allowed to change his name so that the rules don't apply to him. (Nice try, Bob.)
Welcome to Corneria!
Kitty got a lot of catching up to do lol
3717. Bob is not allowed to mass mind control an entire department to do the I have a bad case of diarrhea dance. Again.
zycone (Resciscor)
3717.1: Bob is no longer allowed access to Japanese media.
hi! i'm zycone. how are you then? is everything alright?
Useful Note
3718: Bob is not allowed to himself for apples.
Welcome to Corneria!
3719. Bob is not allowed to address himself in the first person.
Edited by ChicoTheParakeet on May 19th 2024 at 6:30:47 AM
3702: Bob, we know you're the one teaching our orangutans offensive hand gestures. Stop doing it.