What would you ADD if you could?

Counterpart to "What would you ban if you could?" Get as silly as you'd like. Add desperately needed things to this world.

I would add:

• A "Your Car Is Screwed, Go To The Garage NOW" light, in addition to the normal "Check Engine" light.
• A breathalyzer for cell phones
• A fast food restaurant with a drive thru that serves legitimately healthy food

Your turn!

My mom and I had this idea once: a Disney theme park and resort in South Africa.

I like to keep my audience riveted.

I want to add more loving homes for shelter pets.

Stupid doomed timeline...

An option to quickly and easily remove stuff from your Continue Watching list in Netflix.

Is that a Wocket in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'll second this one. Those "Check Engine" idiot lights are annoyingly vague, like when your woman is mad at you but she won't tell you why.

I'd add an idiot light that says: "Bad Sensor — There's Nothing Actually Wrong With Your Car." (This resulting from a brand-new vehicle whose oil-pressure gauge suddenly began to read zero.)

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They actually had that. It didn't last.

Easily available vaccines and antibiotics. Also, way more funding for research of microbiology and genetic augmentation for disease-preventing purposes. Heck, for medical science as a whole.

"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me

A bar inside Target. It's been memed before, and for damn good reason.

Also, a play area inside Target. Have you ever gone there with a preschooler?

What would you attention-deficit/hyperactivity disorder if you could?

Some way to take "screenshots" with our eyes! My phone camera doesn't have the quality to capture some things the way they appear to me.

edited 11th Jun '17 1:28:21 PM by DrNoPuma

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

A Disney and/or Universal park in Canada. Canada has their own parks, but they're just not comparable.

Peace is the only battle worth waging.

Limb enhancers.

Or just enhancers.

A way to connect a brain to the internet!

That latter one just reminded me. I'd include another superhero you could meet at Universal Studios: Jean Grey◊.

I like to keep my audience riveted.

Animal species that have gone extinct.

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

At least one Disney park in every country.

I had quite a few story ideas about that.

Stop riding on my coattails!

edited 11th Jun '17 5:35:34 PM by Demetrios

I like to keep my audience riveted.

An application that allows you to tell if someone genuinely likes you!

Or, opera glasses that allow you to watch an opera, anywhere, and at any time.

I would give Demetrios more coattails, so everyone can ride on them!

I would add more taxes on rich people and add funding to EPA and CDC.

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Eyes on the backs of our heads. I don't really have any misbehaving children to worry about, but I figure it could be useful for other things, such as driving.

"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."

But wouldn't it hurt if you get into a car crash and your head gets hit or if you are outside and they get exposed to bright sunlight?

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My transhumanist sense is tingling.

edited 11th Jun '17 7:55:14 PM by Twentington

Coffee delivery. Or maybe a coffee truck that drives around the neighborhood, like the ice cream truck.

A genuine panacea.

"Did you expect somebody else?"

Already have it here in Europe, mate. I paid eight bucks for a Hep B shot and just about as much for twenty Cipro pills. I expected to pay through the nose for Cipro, but what a surprise - the surgeon gave me a 50% subsidized prescription.

However, if we only had interlinked medical leave, work&pensions and taxes databases, taking a lot of frankly idiotic shit off people's backs, it would be nice.

Having your usual Big Data downsides, but still nice.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

A good Country Music station—no morning or afternoon talk show, no bro country, lots of stuff from The '80s and The '90s, the classics like Waylon and Willie and Johnny Cash, and just enough bluegrass to keep things interesting.