The best quotes are ones that make you go "Huh?"
"If fairies represent most of the biomass in the ecosystem, eventually, given enough time... something will learn to eat them."
"You wouldn't really die of anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics."
"A bird could, possibly, deliver a pizza to a house. Delivering it to an airliner is a lot harder."
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:48:09 AM
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Some hotels have the pancake shitter."
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
"Sandwiches are probably easier to fix than the actual problems"
Context: quote from the Starfield thread over on the video games subforum, discussing Bethesda's priorities for updates to the game
"He betrayed the Staaarks" is not the only problem here.
Nostromo cat (he/they)
"It's that girl and her ungodly sock monster!"
"Let's hear it for Nine Inch Nails! Woo, they're good!"
Dyslexic writer
"Why are you naked?"
A The Sims 4 livestream.
Rookie Trope Repairer
"I'm drawn to the toilets in Glasgow."
"As long as I have my comrades with me, I can do anything!" (She/Her) (Current Focus: Cleaning Hell Is That Noise misuse)
Logic Girl
"You're telling me you're not going to be naked at your own wedding?!"
For every low there is a high.
"Look, babe, if this relationship is ever gonna work between us, I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it."
"The gym? I don't need to go, this is my gym!"
One Who Observes, Presumably Enigmatically
"I didn't want to tell you about harvesting the souls of the poor to fuel my magic because I was worried it may make me come off as a bad guy, but I assure you it's neccesary."
What ho, fellow humans! Are you enjoying having skin today?
Everybody, Everybody!
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Yorgos.”
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
“Garfield knows all of our sins”
She/Her | Currently cleaning N/A