The best quotes are ones that make you go "Huh?"
"If fairies represent most of the biomass in the ecosystem, eventually, given enough time... something will learn to eat them."
"You wouldn't really die of anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics."
"A bird could, possibly, deliver a pizza to a house. Delivering it to an airliner is a lot harder."
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:48:09 AM
Logic Girl
"Well, I can't make love to a bush!"
For every low there is a high.
"You puked until you fell asleep."
Sounds good on paper (he/him)
"You're sitting at the kids' table for the next sacrifice."
Patiently awaiting the release of Paper Luigi and the Marvelous Compass.
Logic Girl
"The dog's got my wiener!"
For every low there is a high.
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is that Total Drama Island?
Edited by CardboardBot on Jun 18th 2022 at 2:23:42 PM
"Get crowbarred bitch!"
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
"It's too late, Monsoon, I'm already in Seinfeld! Get in the Fisher Price guillotine!"
Logic Girl
No, it's Arthur.
Lu-cha! Lu-cha! Lu-cha!
"We got to talk about nipples. We got to talk about yambags."
Edited by omega2900 on Jun 27th 2022 at 11:26:57 AM
Help me. I can't get it out of my head.
MAGIC MISSILE SWEEP
A taste more bitter than the blackest coffee...
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
Dyslexic writer
"Mom says to come out of the closet Ed!"
Some loser named Todd
"I should have asked Avarosa to kill my boar and bind her spirit here! I MISS YOU, BOARHILDA!!!" —Gregor, [1]
"There is a day we must all fufill our destiny... That day is TACO DAY!!!" —Zoe, League of Legends
Logic Girl
"Like, even if I wasn't a cat, I'd still be in love with her?"
For every low there is a high.
"Are you one of those trans things? Also can you explain why some priests talk of cockwombles? What is a cockwomble? Is it anything to do with choir boys? Were you a choir boy?"
This is from an actual YouTube reply section.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"I like the beginning of this song because it sounds like Spongebob being set on fire."
(concerned) "What are they doing to Spongebob now?!"
For context...note
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"If you live long enough to become the villain, you can still be dead long enough to become the meme:"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
A loyal animal lover
"Are you saying my mouth is making promises my legs can't keep?"
Oh, I believe in yesterday
"Horrid Henry Theme Song Remix"
A proud 18-year-old British smartass nerd obsessed with World Cup mascots, geopolitical history & British animation.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Mommy, Daddy! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!"
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow. That's from Arthur, I've seen that quote before
"BREAKING NEWS: Mark Zuckerberg HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD IN HIS HOUSE."
Edited by BlakeIsHere on Apr 25th 2023 at 10:29:17 AM
A proud 18-year-old British smartass nerd obsessed with World Cup mascots, geopolitical history & British animation.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
"Hi-ho, hi-ho... what the hell is going on?" -my grandmother expressing what we're all feeling
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Logic Girl
"Anti-Semitic goblins living at the top of this hill that terrorize the city."
For every low there is a high.
"Do we eat Angry Birds?"
"And that's how I found out that Teddy Roosevelt was actually a kinky furry."