The best quotes are ones that make you go "Huh?"
"If fairies represent most of the biomass in the ecosystem, eventually, given enough time... something will learn to eat them."
"You wouldn't really die of anything, in the traditional sense. You would just stop being biology and start being physics."
"A bird could, possibly, deliver a pizza to a house. Delivering it to an airliner is a lot harder."
Edited by GastonRabbit on Jan 5th 2023 at 5:48:09 AM
The Crying Children
"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first."
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
The Crying Children
I don't care who the IRS sends I am not paying taxes.
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
"Can you see what I see?"
"I wish I may, I wish I must, find a princess, before I bust!"
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Miyamoto Musashi
"Time to not fuck this one up, and not... discern my left from my right!"
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"That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey!"
famous incognito
Joyful angel
"These Casual Bongos have turn sour!"
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
uwu'd too hard
"Shoot me all you want, but I'm in the water. ...wow, that was a sentence I just said."
"What kinda square pantses a guy in the middle of a crowd of faceless Toads? That is the OPPOSITE of funky fresh!"
lmao
Rainbow Dash is best assault rifle.
Pantheon Wick Cleaning
That there is a seal.
"Maybe [this pizza] was made in Greenland."
Data is imaginary. This burrito is real.
My Head Is On Fire
"'Eat it, kids! We didn't come out here to celebrate your friggin' seven-year-old party so you could drop the frickin'- YOU DROPPED IT IN THE SAND, YOU EAT IT!' That was what my seventh birthday was like. I'm still recovering."
Edited by MagmaTeaMerry on May 31st 2021 at 10:36:46 AM
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"What is wrong with me, it looked more delicious when it was a penis!"
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Joyful angel
"This is making me wanna purchase a pair of bowling shoes and then cut my feet off so I can't use the shoes properly."
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
pragmatic scientist
"Well, well I'm here to tell you about ... about look. It's known that when a half-eaten dog falls from the sky, it's got look. That's what I'm ... that's what I'm here to tell you."
"Now it's a funny thing that he told me that because the very next day there was a dog ... in my ... cheese."
Edited by sohibil on Jun 3rd 2021 at 2:00:31 PM
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
lmao
Chef Gusteau is a sith lord confirmed
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pragmatic scientist
"FOOL! You should have prepared yourself for Death. She's a bitter mule, unforgiving and cold. She won't have a bedtime story prepared so bring your own."
Edited by sohibil on Jun 9th 2021 at 1:50:09 PM
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
The Crying Children
The safe word is 'Police Brutality'.
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…
My Head Is On Fire
"At its core, a rock is a rock."
My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
"Don't! Feed! The! Bear!"
Captain Cryptic
"Oh, so that's what happened to him. Fred and George said it was because he had found the meaning of life and therefore transcended to a higher plain of existence."
"My job here is done." "But you didn't do anything."
lmao
"It's really great how they're emotionally manipulating us"
Pantheon Wick Cleaning
Joyful angel
"If there's a fucking porkchop in this wall, I'd so eat it!"
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
pragmatic scientist
"Remember - your decomposing corpse puts out less greenhouse gases than your hybrid car . . . I think..."
Humankind is like a train. No matter how powerful the locomotive is, it can only travel as fast as its slowest car allows it to.
"suddenly, he hit the jackpot and ended up swallowing five hundred dollars."
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