Spoil the ending... Badly

Yeah that's right— spoil the ending to your favorite show/movie/book/whatever. But so bad, anyone who hasn't seen it won't get spoiled. It's also funny, I think.

Rules:

• Don't pothole the work you're referring to, unless you think no one will get it. Even then, it won't be that funny to others.
• You can guess what a poster is referring to, but put it in spoiler tags, please.

For example:

He doesn't get the girl, but he's OK with it as it serves a greater purpose, and he gains a friendship along the way.

Have fun.

Some person dies at the end.

John Dies at the End?

One of the bad guys is the hero's father.

So the protagonist saves some animals and leaves, after the villain kills a baby.

The large, convoluted, mystery is solved, and the two main characters get a bunch of money through a loophole on the antagonist's part.

It wasn't a simulation

So the dad abandons his family and friends because he wants to hang out with the reincarnation of his enemy.

Damn, you beat me to the punch !

Man accomplish dream, get kids, get the girl. Rival explore the world, still make kid with heroine, fandom goes batshit.

edited 8th Nov '15 2:20:13 PM by Bolded1

The big cat defeats his uncle and becomes royalty. I think it's king.

So there's like a hundred episodes of mostly filler and then the kid doesn't even win the tournament and so he just starts over and this has been going for like 18 years.

edited 8th Nov '15 2:37:15 PM by Everzwijn

Naïve newcomer get stripped naked, endure bizarre spouting by his commander and girlfriends, who reveal themselves as AI, super soldier break fourth wall, make speeches, give clothes and swords, ninja soldiers slain, all the villains betrays each other, one villain's power come from device, then power is natural, villain get possessed by limb, bad british accent, former president evil get murdered by former child soldier who's also hero, corpse exposed in the streets of New York where 9/11-like tragedy happened, no one give a shit, super soldier appears out of nowhere again, give weird speech, disappear in wormhole, naive newcomer break free of stoopid player and see girlfriend, vampire hail taximan, ancien conspiracy is dead, magical soldier is left confused, like player

The princess and prince live Happily Ever After!

They finally got to Paris.

So it turns out the kid you thought had died for you is actually alive and is actually in charge of everything and is actually kind of a dick and actually made you go through all this shit cause he wanted to win a bet so he could destroy everything and the guy who you thought was the villain was only trying to save everyone but in the end it doesn't really matter anyway cause he has a change of heart and lets everyone live cause he's kind of gay for you or something.

The man beats the monster and gets a girlfriend.

Mom did it by haunting her son.

The scientist who accidentally blew up Earth dies.

A group of people saves the world after learning that the villains were right all along.

Beloved heroine becomes a demon in an Ass Pull, via Executive Meddling.

edited 8th Nov '15 7:23:19 PM by magnum12

Apparently, people were eating one another or something? I don't know...

Big Bad defeat second biggest Badass, hero reduced to watching and does not even strike at him. Many dead, country ruined and invaded by wars, Karma Houdini GTFO, heroes does too.

A goat is very sad.

The bad guy dies in a traffic accident.

Okay, so this chick who's been hitting on the main character the entire time and is kinda dressed inappropriately, and also died like twice, turns into this flying box and the guy beats on her until she's dead because that shit is scary. And then in the best ending the guy adopts this little girl who he's talked to like, twice or something.