Weird things you've Googled

I think of the weirdest shit to search sometimes, especially when it's very very early in the morning (1 a.m.-4 a.m.) and I can't sleep.

The three weirdest I've searched were probably "is Aaron Carter dead" (because I apparently was thinking about Aaron Carter at like three a.m. for some reason), "does a dead body bleed" (after accidentally messing up a sequence of events in Dangan Ronpa) and "how do birds have sex." I don't know what led me to search for the third one but I can assure you that it's weird.

That was also when I learned that ducks have scary penises.

EDIT: PAGETOPPER? REALLY?

edited 13th Jun '15 12:11:06 PM by Explosivo25

I don’t even know anymore.

"how badly could you injure someone with a broken desk leg"

(Un)Fortunately, broken desk legs are not common weapons in fights.

I have disagreed with her a lot, but comparing her to republicans and propagandists of dictatorships is really low. - An idiot

i once searched for wireless extension cords, and actually found them on an online store!

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

You found oxymorons for sale? *is jealous*

I don’t even know anymore.

"this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world" I wanted to hear that song, and I couldn't remember the title (and still don't, now that I think of it).

More recently it was asking how MCU Captain America kept his shield on his back. I was relieved to see I'm not the only one asking that. The general consensus seems to be magnets, if you're curious.

"nun"

"absorption of water through skin"

"or is it it probably is"

"old-fashioned ways of saying hello"

"deaaa" (forgot what this one was for) (EDIT: I remember now)

"trouble bug"

edited 22nd Jun '15 12:00:54 AM by DrFurball

Weird in a Can (updated M-F)

"never laughed so much in my laugh"

"so many penis that i have lost counted"

"wait what's a pewdiepie"

—The first two were comments from Your Grammar Sucks (a webseries by Jacksfilms about YT commenters with shitty grammar, reading them out to make fun of them), the last one was a quote from a different Jacksfilms video. I googled all of them just to find their source videos.

edited 22nd Jun '15 12:17:21 AM by SmartGirl333

"robespierre duck cartoon"

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

"average scrotum size"

What? People go on about dick sizes all the time, but it seems like there is so much less focus on their two equally-important buddies. And apparently my half-joking assertation that I'm "hung like a tanuki" isn't that far off...

i searched for answers to whether or not they still make boo berry cereal, fortunately they do, now I don't have to go to ireland!

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

“a godness on a mountaintop”

“cable television test beeps -emergency”

“japanese diaper night after night”

“russian pinocchio soda”

“what does mic drop mean”

“xo sauce”

“yurrop”

“beanie babies ulysses s grant”

“beavis butthead and a side order of poop”

edited 27th Jun '15 7:44:25 PM by Bananaquit

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

My girlfriend asked me to guess her bra size this morning. So my google search history is full of various bra sizes and queries of "Bust size comparison" and "How to tell bra size by sight"

I was close, but my inner conservatism got the best of me.

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.

• Cluck Testa
• Aptostichus stephencolberti
• agorio (Please, don't search for this one with a space between the 'r' and 'i' ;_;)
• Schwarzchild radius
• Oviform cudgel
• siri serengeti

Ahh, good for you to have "evaded" that effing Jump Scare.

edited 4th Jul '15 2:23:44 AM by DarkDestruction

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

>be me
>see
>google "agor io"
>don't click main link
>go to reddit post first
>find out that it is seizure jeff the killer with ear rape
>just like anne.jpg
>take earphones out
>turn laptop away from self
>google it again
>click link
>can hear noise from disconnected earphones
>laugh
>say "NOT TODAY BITCH"

Yes, I did just make a greentext story. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?

edited 27th Jun '15 11:31:17 PM by SmartGirl333

How much impact energy would be released if an asteroid, with a mass of ten thousand tonnes, travelling at a velocity of .5c (that is, half the speed of light), and used as a kinetic energy weapon, hit a planet.

Works out at something like 1.125*10^23 joules. I assume that's a really really high number.

1.125*10^23

=

112500000000000000000000

"luck of the irish would be worse only if leprechauns pissed in their beer"

I remember saying something along these lines online, but I couldn't remember where. Didn't find the quote anyway.

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis

uriah heep sounds like cats fighting

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

"cat in red sweater" (I was looking for this◊.)

"who has the worst feedback on ebay"

Stupid doomed timeline...

"david ate his sword"

"chaos swiss roll"

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

"How many nipples do bats have?"

"chanting yes pecan"

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

"grilled cheese sandwiches in the movies"

I was thinking of a movie scene and couldn't remember the movie, just that it had a grilled cheese sandwich. (I was thinking of Benny and Joon, as it turns out)

Stupid doomed timeline...

Did you find at least one wiki dedicated to the subject?

Sadly, no. Maybe if I'd Googled "grilled cheese wiki" or something.

Stupid doomed timeline...