Your best, two-sentence horror story

edited 11th Feb '14 4:44:22 PM by DrStarky

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I'm sorry, you have to tell me what your avatar is supposed to be before this thread can continue.

I... I'm drawing a blank as well.

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edited 12th Feb '14 6:10:33 PM by FOFD

Somebody died. It was you.

why am I here

edited 5th Mar '14 1:43:48 AM by PlotIsTheBest

A man was granted one wish. He said, "I Win."

Not mine, and I can't remember who wrote it, but as a kid I read a short SF story that started

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock at the door.

Interesting.

edited 1st May '14 10:20:29 PM by FOFD

I've read a similar story, albeit slightly longer, titled "A Woman Alone with her Soul", I believe.

This seems to be it, attributing it to Thomas Aldrich.

(It's an old favourite of mine. ^_^)

This is not entirely mine, but a riff off a famous short:

"Baby's shoes for sale. Minor blood stains."

edited 5th Mar '14 5:36:13 PM by DeMarquis

edited 6th Mar '14 1:34:16 PM by PeacefulApocalypse

x9—It's from an edutainment game about history. He is the teacher. Why must they make these edutainment teachers so creepy?

Satan burst forth. Then, everything died.

Thought I dodged the bullet there. Nope.

:D

I forgot the name of my favorite porn site somehow, but luckily here it is. Wait.. is this my son's browser history?

Here goes.

That sucked, I'm sorry.

Dude. Where'd the spider go?

John was dead. I had already buried him when he walked in the door.

Here's my twist on an old favorite:

The last man on Earth sat alone in a house. I watched him through the window.