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YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3451: Apr 5th 2024 at 12:10:17 PM

Is she taking a bath or something? Or does she want to eat YOUR soup?


Waiter! There're green soybeans in my soup!

Edited by YourEternalTroper on Apr 6th 2024 at 2:10:27 AM

Everything that lives is designed to end...
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3452: Apr 5th 2024 at 2:20:47 PM

We were out of chilli beans.


Waiter, there's a mall in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
clemont107 Cynthia at the Beach from Sinnoh (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#3453: Apr 5th 2024 at 2:48:14 PM

How could that even fit inside?

Waiter, there's an interdimensional rift in my soup.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Sourguy Getting better at learning (He/Him) from Powder Springs, GA Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Getting better at learning (He/Him)
#3454: Apr 5th 2024 at 5:39:32 PM

We have to track down the Dimensional Traveler who caused this issue!


Waiter! There is a Golden Watering Can in my soup!

Currently Reading: N/A
TheShattered0513 Sole Survivor from Wandering the Commonwealth. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Sole Survivor
#3455: Apr 5th 2024 at 6:45:10 PM

We found that mixing the water from it improved our customers' health


Waiter! There are bath salts in my soup!

"One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
HacksAndSlash Power armour Miho from Abord the Zuikaku Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Power armour Miho
#3456: Apr 5th 2024 at 6:57:55 PM

The fly wanted his bath to be more relaxing.

Waiter! there is an alien VR headset in my soup!

Edited by HacksAndSlash on Apr 5th 2024 at 7:58:13 AM

This is for what you did to me last year
clemont107 Cynthia at the Beach from Sinnoh (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#3457: Apr 19th 2024 at 6:10:38 PM

Put it on, you might find new additional things in your soup.

Waiter, there's a Darker and Edgier Pokémon Platinum sequel in my soup.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
TheOther36 Knuckles the Echidna from the Echidna Tribe Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Knuckles the Echidna
#3458: Apr 19th 2024 at 6:13:51 PM

Should I return this to one of the chefs, or is this technically mine now? Anyways, thanks for the free game.

Waiter, there's a construction site in my soup!

Edited by TheOther36 on Apr 19th 2024 at 9:14:10 PM

One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
TheFarmboy May the Fourth, yeah yeah. from A Galaxy Far, Far Away Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
#3459: Apr 19th 2024 at 6:45:38 PM

You'll need this. -hands over a hard hat-

Waiter, there's a geiger counter in my soup!

It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
HunterGr33n Time to go venturing through the Web! from You don't need to know. (Troper in training) Relationship Status: I <3 love!
Time to go venturing through the Web!
#3460: Apr 19th 2024 at 7:35:02 PM

Is it making a repetitive clicking noise? If so, I wouldn't eat that. Actually, are you breathing right now?

Yeah... I wouldn't.


Waiter, there's a cactus in my soup!

Edited by HunterGr33n on Apr 19th 2024 at 7:35:50 AM

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TheShattered0513 Sole Survivor from Wandering the Commonwealth. (Greenhorn) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
Sole Survivor
#3461: Apr 19th 2024 at 11:33:09 PM

That was supposed to be blended before being mixed with the soup. My apologies.


Waiter! There’s Nuka Cola in my soup!

Edited by TheShattered0513 on Apr 20th 2024 at 12:39:45 PM

"One thing about humans; we keep trying to destroy this planet. And the planet just won't let us. Heh. Life always finds a way."
clemont107 Cynthia at the Beach from Sinnoh (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#3462: Apr 20th 2024 at 5:51:34 AM

Well, should we drink it or not?

Waiter, there's a lot of giant viruses in my soup...

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3463: Apr 20th 2024 at 2:27:10 PM

Time to call in the EMH!


Waiter, there's a demon in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
HunterGr33n Time to go venturing through the Web! from You don't need to know. (Troper in training) Relationship Status: I <3 love!
Time to go venturing through the Web!
#3464: Apr 23rd 2024 at 9:50:37 PM

Hang on, let me get the exorcist in here. This is gonna take a while, okay?

Waiter, there's someone's chair in my soup!

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YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3465: Apr 25th 2024 at 12:11:06 AM

Just another Russian Reversal case.


Waiter! There are venomous spiders in my soup!

Everything that lives is designed to end...
TheOther36 Knuckles the Echidna from the Echidna Tribe Since: Apr, 2022 Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
Knuckles the Echidna
#3466: Apr 25th 2024 at 4:04:27 AM

Remember, if you happen to be bitten by one of the spiders in that soup, that counts as a canon event.

Waiter, there's an international airport in my soup!

One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3467: Apr 25th 2024 at 4:33:49 AM

Yeah, we’ve been working with Pym Particles, just really screwing around with the very idea of ingredients… and take a flight to Bucharest, Jakarta, or Seoul.

Waiter, there is… actually nothing weird about my soup for once, very unusual. Just some chicken, some egg noodles, the broth's just right, got the right salt and pepper ratio, and oh yeah, saltines. What gives?

Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
HacksAndSlash Power armour Miho from Abord the Zuikaku Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Power armour Miho
#3468: Apr 25th 2024 at 5:07:29 AM

the chefs thought the gag was getting old

Waiter there's a set of all sets in my soup

This is for what you did to me last year
clemont107 Cynthia at the Beach from Sinnoh (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#3469: Apr 25th 2024 at 7:29:23 AM

We should get a multiset to contain it.


Waiter, there's a dolphin skull in my soup.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#3470: Apr 25th 2024 at 4:43:44 PM

Better call the museum!


Waiter, there's a yoyo in my soup!

For every low there is a high.
SeaMonkey851 (Holding A Herring) Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
#3471: Apr 25th 2024 at 5:25:30 PM

Looks like you can show off your tricks to the rest of the restaurant.


Waiter! There is a Gauromydas heros in my soup!

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom from tall grass (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#3472: Apr 25th 2024 at 5:34:30 PM

You ordered the Souper-fly special, right?


Waiter, my soup didn't kill itself.

Rawr.
Ego-Man25 Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
#3473: Apr 27th 2024 at 7:43:36 AM

...And yet it's still dead all the same... so if it didn't kill itself... then who committed the crime...?

Waiter? Why is my soup giving off a radioactive glow, as though the secret ingredient was cobalt?

Robin: Don't ever ask me to dock with you again. Serious...
Sammael29 Since: Aug, 2018
#3474: Apr 27th 2024 at 7:51:28 AM

You don't have to eat it if it worries you, sir.

Waiter! There is a bridge in my soup!

clemont107 Cynthia at the Beach from Sinnoh (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Cynthia at the Beach
#3475: Apr 27th 2024 at 9:00:51 AM

That can't fit at all. What's on the other side, by the way?

Waiter, there's sand worms in my soup.

"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia

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