Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Owning a pet rock provides all the benefits of The Power of Friendship, combined with those of The Power of Rock.
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Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"I know I take a lot of cheap shots, but they're the only shots I can afford."
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You!
We have stolen all your alkalines. All your base belongs to us.
Signature, schmignature!
The Wanderer
Why did the autistic person buy the collection of 80s computer games?
...Because they were on the Spectrum! (ba-dum-tss)
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango
Netflix bringing shows to a dead end is an inside job.
Being at the Field Museum made me remember this funny joke that I can still remember from when I was a kid. :)
At the base of the Brachiosaurus skeleton that famously used to live there, there was a picture that compared how big certain sauropod dinosaurs could get. I remember one lady saying this about it: “Supersaurus should have a cape.” 
Bumping this thread with a good cheesy joke that I heard. :) And I mean that literally, since it involves cooking. ;)
What did a termite say to the other termite when she saw a house on fire?
Barbecue tonight!
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Everybody, Everybody!
What did the son of a retired chef tell him?
You’re pasta prime.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
I never metaphor I didn't like or as.
The Revolution Will Not Be TropeableWhy are vampires so good at hypnotizing people?
They're from Trance-ylvania.
I smell magic in the air. Or maybe barbecue.
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Its also why they make such great house DJ's.
What is a Vampires least favorite food? Steak!
Who watches the watchmen?
Can shapeshift (probably)
What's similar about ordinary leather and Vegeta?
Both are overshadowed in popularity by Nappa.
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Cringe but free
It is easy to deter ladies from eating Tide Pods.
It is more difficult, however, to deter gents.
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
Having Faun
I saw some cows on the edge of a cliff.
Talk about high steaks!
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
What do you call a dating app for burgers? Hamburger Helper!
Who watches the watchmen?
Half-Kitsune
Did you hear about the store that had a discount on rowboats? It was an oar deal.
If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.
Tobias/TJ (He/Him)
You're not allowed to laugh loudly in Hawaii... you have to keep it a low ha.
Cold turkey's getting stale. Tonight I'm eating crow.
Cringe but free
"I'm autistic."
"Does that mean you take things literally?"
"No, you're thinking of kleptomaniacs."
Echoing hymn of my fellow passerine | Art blog (under construction)
Logic Girl
What did the hummingbird shopkeeper say?
"Thank you for your purchase. Hum back soon!"
For every low there is a high.
When it comes to the coordinate plane, they're always plotting something.
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