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CanuckMcDuck1 Everybody, Everybody! from Free Country, USA Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#476: Nov 19th 2023 at 8:59:40 AM

686. Never look up Pokémon on Google Images without some trusty Brain Bleach.

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AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
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#477: Nov 19th 2023 at 10:03:40 AM

687: Hypnosis does not work on magical girls named Paula.

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
Grotadmorv Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die from Getting wasted at your funeral (Fifth Year at Tropey's) Relationship Status: Waiting for you *wink*
Now we're so young, but we're probably gonna die
#478: Feb 22nd 2024 at 12:21:01 AM

688. "Wubba dubba dub" is true.

The things in my dreams wish they could chase me!
ArmoredFury no thoughts, only sword from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
no thoughts, only sword
#479: Feb 22nd 2024 at 2:10:51 AM

689. Don't stand in front of the guy with the sniper rifle.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Cordite-455 the look of someone who just had suspension from inside a Webley revolver (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
the look of someone who just had suspension
#480: Feb 22nd 2024 at 5:18:26 AM

690:Don't get carried away with killing the other team. Someone has to do the objectives.

691:Be sure to adjust your mouse sensitivity properly. It'll throw off your aim if you don't configure it.

692:The safest place you can be in against an incompetent with a sniper rifle is in his sightlines.

693:Never trust any player that uses a Sniper Rifle. (Especially if the said rifle can One-Hit Kill with a torso shot.)

694:Also, never trust an auto-shotgun user.

695:If someone has more than 3 KDR, either he's hacking or your team is utter shit.

696:Use your grenades. It's hard to use properly, but it'll safely clean up an objective if they're bunched up together - to say nothing of bouncing it off a corner and blowing up your enemies without risking yourself.

697:If your team lost, it's partially your fault because you're a part of it.

698:If all else fails, banzai charge the objective and die a heroic death.

Edited by Cordite-455 on Feb 22nd 2024 at 10:32:45 PM

i did a bad thing / i regret the thing i did / and you're wondering what it is / tell you what i did / i did a bad thing
Kahran042 The Topic Slayer from New Hampshire Since: Jun, 2012
The Topic Slayer
#481: Mar 25th 2024 at 5:24:15 PM

699. Sometimes a mandolin is a stronger weapon than a bastard sword.

Oh no! The DREADED AQUAE MORTIS! No, wait, it's just your imagination.
ArmoredFury no thoughts, only sword from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
no thoughts, only sword
#482: Mar 25th 2024 at 5:37:32 PM

700. Hesitation is Defeat. Retreat if you must, but do not hold back; seize the opportunity to attack whenever possible.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
CanuckMcDuck1 Everybody, Everybody! from Free Country, USA Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hiding
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#483: Mar 25th 2024 at 5:38:13 PM

701. You gotta be Born Lucky to beat some Super Mario Maker levels.

R.I.P.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Mar 25th 2024 at 6:38:30 AM

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Pogakure The Wanderer from Teyvat, wandering (Rule of Three) Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Bisected8 Tief girl with eartude from Her Hackette Cave (Primordial Chaos) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Tief girl with eartude
#485: Mar 26th 2024 at 2:28:37 AM

703. If an NPC isn't hiding something, they'll probably just die when you complete their sidequest.

Edited by Bisected8 on Mar 26th 2024 at 9:29:33 AM

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