WTF news headlines.

I remember once in English class our teacher had showed up a collection of WTF headlines. The only one I remember was "Grandmother of four makes hole in one".

"Powerful Lesbians Create Own PAC"

I only heard the headline read out loud, so I got a very weird mental image.

Something Firebert showed me on IJBM.

"'Goat man' Spotted in Mountains of Northern Utah" You can't make this stuff up.

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"Pregnant Olympic Swimmer Is Very Pregnant."

I found that amusing for some reason.

I saw this in the Newspaper today. It's less WTF and more "What's the story behind this. I want tI know"

"Canadian Spy steals Aussie Secrets"

No one ever expects the Canadians.

Woman Attacked by Rabid Beaver: Enraged Animal Survived 3 'Savage' Beatings

Now that's what I call...

-Glasses Pull-

...an Angry Beaver.

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I loved that show.

I miss that show. ;~;

Same here.

Death row inmate says he’s too overweight to be executed

That's a plea you don't hear every day.

This is kind of a sad one, really, but: "Family Wanted | X'Zavion, 10".

WHAT DRUGS WAS THAT WOMAN ON?? I'm sorry, kiddo, but you have an alien name, not a people name.

Well, that puts a new spin on "too big to fail".

X'Zavion. That's actually kind of an awesome name.

You've earned this.

U.S. Postal Service asks Floridians to stop crashing into post offices.

Turkish divers rescue blow-up sex doll from sea.

Man allegedly steals $100K coin collection, then spends at face value on pizza and a movie.

Deputies: Attempted burglar found asleep on floor

Cat named ‘Tuxedo Stan’ running for mayor of Halifax, Canada

@First one: Only in Florida.

I would've voted for Tuxedo Stan.

Zombie Bees Invade Washington State. A little too early for Halloween, though.

And on a completely unrelated note, DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

Like anyone wouldn't vote for Tuxedo Stan.

The title on the actual page is longer, but the short-form title of this article—the one that shows up if you Google it or link to it on Facebook—is Nazi Buddha originally from space.

"Woman sets self on fire, jumps out window"

I want to know why, of all the possible suicide methods, she picked "Immolation + 4 story drop".

I think she wanted to make sure.

The Farmers Almanac for 2013 has this:

"Tornado Plows Through A Cemetary. Many Are Dead."