It's a Pokemon fic.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.Wait, is it a Yoshizilla Rhedosaurus fic?
You don't say.
Fandom: Tetris
This guy gets an A+ for effort. Tetris Porn is notoriously hard to write.
edited 25th Dec '11 2:33:48 AM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the priceAnyone writing porn for Tetris is someone I kinda want to hang out with.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
I'm having to learn to pay the price
An appropriate reaction.
"Stealing is a crime and drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it’s like basically doing a good."Frighteningly, that...looks familiar. I seem to recall some poor MST'er sitting through and riffing on a Kingdom Hearts pornfic involving a gigantic penis kooshball and Hercules shooting lasers out of his ass.
edited 26th Dec '11 2:40:20 PM by Pykrete
Is it bad that I'm kinda disappointed that "penis kooshball" doesn't bring up anything interesting in Google?
i. hear. a. sound.She would actually be a decent author if she could tone that shit down.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.Fandom: Homestuck
(I actually want the fanfic this came from)
Fandom: Harry Potter & Teletubbies (A Snape/Teletubby Fanfic)
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edited 26th Dec '11 3:59:05 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the price“She opened her eyes enough to peek at him and saw that his were open, staring down at her mouth as if he was getting ready to taste the best pudding of his life.”
... I don't get it. It this describing some almost-kiss, or is "he" about to engage in some muff divin'?
“You’re as hot as dragon’s fire
Filling me with desire
Your small tits and big ass
Make my wand grow into a staff
Say you want me to
We don’t have to make love,
Just screw”
Our new Shakespeare, ladies and gentleman.
edited 26th Dec '11 4:20:45 PM by Komodin
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
Shakespeare was 50% sex jokes yo'.
I'm having to learn to pay the price@lolacat: Haven't you seen the Star Wars prequels? Shit's totally Original Flavor.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.Yeah, but not to that degree.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.True. If George Lucas had written that, it would've at least been shorter.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.At least on the first pass. The re-releases would probably have extended scenes that they cut the first time and holograms of Hayden Christenson running around.
“Take a look at this: It’s my amazing penis of science!”
OH GOD NOTHING IS SACRED
Sadly this may well be more intelligent dialogue than the original work.
“Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo.”
...
edited 27th Dec '11 12:14:04 AM by Pykrete
Heh, Harry Potter xenofiction.
Productivity is for people without internet connections. -Count DorkuFandom: Persona 3
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Fandom: Harry Potter
OH GOD
IT'S THE RETURN OF THE 42 INCH LONG PENIS!
I'm having to learn to pay the price[Am I being led to believe that someone is fucking a brain? Did he even get the brain's consent?! D:
I actually love that redundant "being gay is so fucking gay" part.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencyThis is hilariousus.
So... do lady-parts need upgraded each year or something?
i. hear. a. sound.And what would they be replaced with, anyways?
Support Gravitaz on Kickstarter!A portal?
And no, this is not a Minecraft fic.
Oh god, now I'm imagining Creeper/Professor Oak fanfiction.
edited 22nd Dec '11 10:59:17 PM by Nizbel