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Arceus now has a sexplate.
This is my new personal canon. Shut the fuck up it totally makes sense.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
That One Guy
Sadly, I'm sure you're not the first to come up with that.
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No, I'm sure I'm not.
And imagine the people who thought of that and decided it would be a good idea to expand upon the idea beyond a one-note half-joke.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
That One Guy
With pictures.
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Ded
Ok. I'll try to search for some horribly disgusting fanfiction lines for you guys.
Let us see what i can find!
...
"When she finally came, her fluids came splashing out of my hand. "Wow, you're so wet." I grinned at her. She whimpered as I slide out my finger. Haruhi then held my hand that is so soak with her all fluids and licked it off my hand, and that turned me on further. She then kicked the legs of the chair, making us fall on the hard floor. I then rolled her over so I am on her top. "You know how to turn on a guy," I breathed on her ear "You did a really good job."
... I will never look at Haruhi Suzumiya the same way again...
edited 21st Dec '11 7:57:17 AM by eternalNoob
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
...what???
This one almost got me in trouble at work. No way I was laughing at profit and loss statements that hard.
edited 21st Dec '11 8:58:13 AM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
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“She had finally garnered the courage to speak of her love, to finally describe the love that poured out of every inch of her being like golden water.”
...?!
Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
Dead? You thought wrong
Lovely mental image there.
edited 21st Dec '11 9:56:02 AM by lolacat
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
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sounds about right
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
Uniocular
@Noob: That doesn't seem nearly as bad as some of the others. Maybe I need context. Is "Haruhi" underage, or something?
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Dead? You thought wrong
I think she's 14 or something.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
I thought she is more like 16. Of course, I assume that of every teenager character, whose age I don't know...
Topic:
“Groaning, she cursed the almighty porcelain god. Well I suppose we’ve all bowed down to it at some point she thought.”
“YOU ARE A HALF-BREAD! YOU SHOUD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORNE! YOUR FATHER WAS A VAMPIRE AND YOUR MOM WAS A WHITCH! ITS WEIRD AND WRONG AND NOW YOUVE BROKEN BELLAS HEART! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD! HALF-BREAD!”
“Then the iceberg jumped on top of the Titanic and started to boat rape!
“YOU GET OFF ME NOW!” said Titanic, but Titanic was much to weak to fend of the attacking iceberg! The iceberg laughed as it contained it’s pleasures.
“I shall make you take!” yelled the Iceberg.”
That One Guy
Those last 3 made me lol.
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"Being gay is so fucking gay"
this statement is so retarded it's almost profound.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
That One Guy
It's true, though.
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I'm glasses.
The Titanic one sounds like Hans Von Hozel.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you. As long as you remember them, you are not alone.
Dead? You thought wrong
I was thinking the same thing.
Seeing all these piss ant tropers trying to talk tough makes me laugh. If Matrix were here, he'd laugh too.
I remember reading a really horrid fic once which was in...FF 8 fandom, I think.
It contained such lines as this:
And den Rinowa shooted, "You dumb shitty shit, I luv Leo, nut u, gtfo seffer!"
Perpetual Noob
Was this one written by Terezi?
I put on my robe and tinfoil hat...
Char!
Actually I think that line's not too bad. Kind of Pratchett-like in over-extending a metaphor/figure of speech. Though it might be the case that "Worshiping the porcelain god" is not a widespread a euphemism for vomiting to a toilet (normally hungover) as the writer might have thought.
Let's see what I can find.
EDIT:
edited 21st Dec '11 7:07:05 PM by Luthen
You must agree, my plan is sheer elegance in its simplicity! My Tumblr
^ Thirty H's, right? All the layers of WTF in that story are like the layers of an onion. You keep peeling back layer after layer, only to find nothing in the middle, it was all layers, all along.
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I have a new favorite number.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
NOT THE BEES
Thirty Hs was a transcendental experience. There's really no other way of putting it.
EDIT: Wait, it actually writes out the frigging H's? Thanks a bunch, parser.
“Whoops, my bad,” said Optimus Prime as he slowly backed away from the Smurf villiage he descimated with his large foot.
THE END”
edited 22nd Dec '11 4:48:51 PM by Pykrete
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That's not WTF, that's the funniest thing I've ever read.
go ahead and do every stupid thing you can imagine
Arceus: Deity of Kink.
You're an ad hominem attack!