The Wild Mass Guessing Forum is Not Real

My evidence:

1) Wild Mass Guessing: How can a mass guess at things? How can a mass be wild?

2) 2 + 2 = 4. 4 is D. D is the first letter in death. W is the first letter in Wild Mass Guessing, and is the 4th to last number. There are two four letter words in Wild Mass Guessing, and 8 letters in guessing, which is two fours. Thus Four Is Death so Wild Mass Guessing as a forum does not exist.

3) Orange.

edited 4th Aug '11 9:18:45 PM by NickTheSwing

You are not reading this. You are not here.

If I'm not reading this, where the heck am I? I know I'm not dreaming, because I just pinched myself and it hurt. So this IS something that exists... what is it, then?

This is stupid. I'm in the WMG forum and I'm

You are between existence and nonexistence. There is no rhyme nor reason. So since there is no rhyme, thus orange because nothing rhymes with orange. Random Guy 123 is an orange, thus!

You were already dead.

OP, don't post Minecraft threads in the porn forum.

Goddamn it, JUST when I managed to kick my no-longer-existent nihilistic habits! WHAT HAVE YOU NOT DONE TO ME!?

What haven't I done to you? Not much.

This forum is made of Poison Oak Epileptic Trees.

Two becomes four.

Four becomes eight.

Eight becomes four.

Four becomes eight.

Eight becomes two.

Everything is red.

Whenever I am guessing, I can know with certainty that this board exists.

edited 11th Nov '11 10:14:26 PM by Novis

You are the bunny in your avatar.

Two becomes eight

Iwhat

Eight becomes twenty four

I ja

Twenty Four becomes two

resurrect the dead on planet jupiter

Two becomes eight

All is One.

Eight becomes One

The Curse Is Spun

Simple Cube Divinity is the most perfect and life supporting form existing in the universe and on Earth - including Earth itself. Do you realize that a 4 corner square rotating 1/4 turn creates a full circle? A full rotated square will create 16 corners, 96 hours and 4 simultaneous 24 hour Day circles within only a single imaginary cubed Earth roation. This amounts to a spiraling quad helix of Earth as it revolves around the Sun - rotating as it revolves around the Sun, to induce the value of the Sun revolving about the Earth. This act demonstrates that both Sun and Earth rotate around each other simultaneously - thus creating Opposites existing only as Opposites with a zero value existence between the binary and cancelling to nothing as One or God theism.

C'EST PAS UNE SITE.

Six to Nine

Enemies die

Nine to five

The dead dance to Thanatos' tune

Five to eight

The Sun's Shadow shows

Eight to one

   The curse begun   

edited 9th Dec '11 3:55:50 PM by NickTheSwing

Good lord....it all makes sense. No wonder.

I bet the whole forum doesn't exist either.

The truth is, TV Tropes itself doesn't exist...

If a+b=c then that means that ninjas are real. Knowing they could not defeat the dragons of lore they went into the future to destroy all Steaks, thus denying their food source they went and used the one last steak in the future of that future to keep the mermaids out. When they had the earth to themselves as all humanity was in a chicken, they developed a formula and destroyed all the dragons. But the law of gravity would not let them create a perfect world, so they created TV Tropes to make sure the world was a bad place. They left it out of Government records so we do not exist and the world appeared a bad place for everyone. Then they said "hey if we live in a bad world why not take advantage of it?" So the world is as it is today and thus this forum doesn't exist.

When I'm done drinking you you won't exist anyway.

...Wait... I can't drink you if I don't exist...

NOOOOOOOOOO!

edited 29th Oct '14 4:56:22 PM by DevilPsyco

jossed