"Is that an exercise ball that goes up your butt? Why is it shaped like an egg?"
Kaito is an alien and he is kinda spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy!"He's essentially bigoted against sad people."
For every low there is a high.Is Satan okay?note
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"Iesu Grist... the reality shows called; they want their manufactured drama back."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"Did Fairy Odparents just imply the robo dog killed the robo cat?"
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"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"“Why are all the people on the flight to Zimbabwe black?”
Better to fight, than to live in fear."In the admittedly out-of-context words of my seventh-grade English teacher, 'IT'S A SEX OCTOPUS!'"
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"I'm better off having not seen my father's penis."
BREAKING: Scaramouche Reportedly Caught Doing the Fandango“I’m content being a peasant.”
"Sidequel. (nodding sagely) That's, that's a word now."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant"I'm not an emotion."
For every low there is a high.“I’m surprised you didn’t order the whole restaurant.”
Better to fight, than to live in fear."If this was A Quiet Place, we'd all be dead because of you.
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist"Get rid of that mummified lemon."
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant"Yoshi was Musk the whole time."
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?“Why is she diddly-doodling diddling?!”
Better to fight, than to live in fear."Not to sound sacrilegious, but... guess I'm Jesus now."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist“Watch it behind their backs unless they have access to your internet history.”
“The love child of Lando Calrissian and Chuck Norris?”
Better to fight, than to live in fear."Does that mean Fate cult is soon to be upon us?"
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant"That was scary, the rape duck."
For every low there is a high."She went full boomer when she blamed her defeat on someone who died nearly 25 years ago".
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"(Holding a package, en route to my apartment.)
"Who in their right mind sends a cake through the mail? My grandma, that's who." (smells the package) "Hm, smells like lavendar."
B A G E L S (Don't ask) | Current playlist
"I was correct, so there will be no consumption of berets!" Told ya I could hear the Rin in Zeta's voice.
FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fate/Samurai Remnant