The strangest thing you've said today...

"A sculptor shouldn't sign his work. A baker wouldn't sign his bread either, would he?"

Part of my answer for a Art History test. This way of thinking was common in medieval times.

"What is your basis for assuming she's just like every other drummer?"

"DAMNIT TV TROPES! Now I can't go through life saying I've never eaten vagina cereal!" so far, but the day is young.

"If you can't read that, then maybe you should.. erm... read it."

About an advertisement from an optician which my mom couldn't read in the dimly lit hall and without reading glasses.

"Hasta la vista, stinky butt."

"Fumdiddle dumpkins, Fumdiddle dumpkins..."

I was making fun of the drumming in Tomorrow Never Knows by the Beatles...

Jesus, I've been on a roll today. I wouldn't even be able to choose, but luckily, I'm so tired at this point I can't even remember anything I said aside from

"Supuun wo shimasu!"

... To spoon someone.

Also, "Walruses are perverts."

Being responsible can go fuck itself.

If you can count something you said to yourself:

"Stuffy McMuttonchop still seems dubious".

I was watching Breakin', and "Stuffy McMuttonchop" was the nickname I quickly gave a dance judge for obvious reasons.

edited 21st Jan '11 7:50:37 PM by MikeK

"Fingering her flaps?"

edited 21st Jan '11 8:00:45 PM by tendollarlameo

"Oh, dear gods, they really are like little vaginas!"

GHOST BOOBIES

"Move, or I'm going to use my new thing on your old thing."

I was not fully awake so I'll be wondering about that one later too, I think.

"Tell me your sins, motherfucker."

There's nothing on TV, so I can't do any drawing.

It Makes Sense in Context.

: Sounds like something my dad would say. He tends to sit in front of the TV with it on, not really watching it, but doodling in his sketchbook.

"The superglue looks just like an ink stain! Brilliant!"

"Remember that board game we played where the object was to get to Heaven and I got the card that meant I was to pursued by a bunch of Sudanese rapists?"

edited 24th Jan '11 7:26:17 AM by Idler20

If she wants tentacles, she will tell us.

No mum, the fridge isn't haunted.

I actually said something similar once.

"No, Laura, there are no ghosts in the toilet"

...Schlock Mercenary?

"...and when the guy in front of you folds back his seat, he'll break your knees."

"You don't have replacement pants? F**K!"

As you can see, I ripped my pants today.

Harry Potter. She was just 9.