Li'l Shardfinder
"God, I don't wanna die... So I won't!"
(I wasn't actually telling God I don't wanna die, by the way...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"You filthy, dirty, strawberry whore!"
Li'l Shardfinder
"What do I have to do, hump a man to prove I'm not gay?!"
(In reference to a show, by the way...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
bitchy queen
"What is this ominous bullshit?"
"Without a fairy, you're not even a real man!" ~ Mido from Ocarina of Time
"I am now the manliest person in this room by default! Feel my wraith!"
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
"I'm not going to do that just to send your friend a picture of Zalgo Kirby!"
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
<3
Shut the fuck up! I'm the blue Power Ranger, so I'm in charge!
"Besides, everyone's hairsexual for Waltzy's braid." -Juan Carlos
Away on the wind~
Help! I'm being raped by Godzilla and Cthulhu!
Again, there was context :<
There are too many toasters in my chimney!
Li'l Shardfinder
"Dammit... Again? What am I, the Urkel of the internet now?"
(after I got an error message from The Onion saying that I broke the internet...)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Don't cover yourself in ketchup, that's for poofs! Use brown sauce!"
Responsible adult
"Well, there was that joke about finding the baby Jesus in Canada."
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
"I'm in such a better mood now, and its all thanks to magic dog kisses!"
Li'l Shardfinder
"I wouldn't rape a song if I liked it a whole shitload of a lot!"
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"If I believed any random stranger on the street I would have sold my kidney for a pair of slippers by now!"
"...tell [them] it's full of knives full of knives [...] and [...] hover around it suspiciously."
Everything cut out of the quote is just unnecessary detail.
I planned that all along, Fan. -Kinkajou
"I have a spine. I am not currently happy to have a spine."
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
"Have you ever stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, some people would actually appreciate a brick to the face?"
Li'l Shardfinder
"We used to have a fire, but it became too much trouble, so we put it out."
(that was as ridiculous as it sounds...) ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
edited 20th Jan '11 1:02:48 AM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Writer of horse words
I referenced some lines of mine that have ended up as people's sigs, but aside from that my "Penis throwing contest judged by Lucifer himself" comment is probably the "strangest".
Though, technically that was yesterday...
edited 20th Jan '11 1:15:08 AM by Justice4243
Justice is a joy to the godly, but it terrifies evildoers.Proverbs21:15 FimFiction account.
The Ultimate Bifauxnen
This was a couple days ago but...
"Hi jingles! Nooo, I will not dance today! I have to put some mangoes away."
Context: I work at a grocery store where a lady comes in with her service dog Jingles almost daily. He likes to hop up and put his paws on your shoulder to lick your face. I always joke we're dancing when he does that.
Real Life rwby rose
PARTY HARD!!!!
If I download that file and open it, what will happen?
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD
Uniocular
"Well, there was the time I screwed that donkey..."
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
^^It's an audio file. If you open it (there's no real point in saving it, all it is is me saying, 'Baby, it's CLOACA time'), it'll play the audio.
edited 20th Jan '11 2:33:49 PM by Miijhal
"Fuck, a radioactive frog ate my marshallows again."
I swear it made sense in context :<
There are too many toasters in my chimney!