The strangest thing you've said today...

"I mean, c'mon! It looks like a Pickles!"

I have this iPod Touch app called "Cut The Rope", and there is a small green thing called an "Om Nom" that I have feed the little sweet to. I have called this Om Nom "Pickles". I blurted this out infront my friends and then had to argue that it did look like a Pickles.

"Molesting stuffed animals is still wrong."

"The punishment for women would be clitoris circumsition"

edited 11th Jan '11 1:04:16 PM by nohaynicklibre

"And the color is two!"

I was playing Uno with my cousin and a friend, and they had been successively beating me. Well, I had a wild card, which I got really excited about, and when I placed it on the table, I yelled the above words. I meant to say blue! My cousin won't let me hear the end of it -_-

edited 11th Jan '11 4:15:10 PM by nekoalexa

"Sassy, stop humping my computer!"

"... I'm not even gonna ask."

Technically this was yesterday. I haven't said much today.

"Well, I assume you'd rather hear the sappy love song last, so first I'll play the ridiculously catchy depressing one."

"Whereas the guy getting the legs of a horse...just kind of happens and no attention is paid to how weird it is".

edited 14th Jan '11 4:21:24 AM by Idler20

"Now now now! I was merely examining the gnocci!"

"If I can't find a job; I'll probably form a heavy metal band."

"It's only been four days since I've smoked crack. I'm not sure if I'm clean enough to pee for you." The even stranger response I got: "Crack clears out the system in three days; you'll be fine."

"I guess this is why they referred to a 'smelly heart.'"

What was the context for that?

edited 12th Jan '11 9:00:54 PM by Fuzy2K

"And they most definitely will not be arriving naked in a gigantic box smelling suspiciously of semen and desperation."

Actually yesterday, but whatever:

"I hope you enjoyed listening to me talk about vampire police, talking inanimate objects, and dandelion-powered cars".

"My wife is a penguin."

"I DON'T WANT TO BE RAPED BY A UNICORN DOMINATRIX!"

I demand context >.<

This answer is kind of a cop-out but it's a loooong story.

"The derpitude! It hurts my brain!"

"Ha! Eat that, sludge... muffins!"

"Welcome to Bizarro World. Would you like some milk?"

"Yes, it's amazingly tree-sized."

This man is AU Wesker, who works as a financial advisor and carries a chihuahua named Princess in a Gucci purse.