The strangest thing you've said today...

Also "I don't think normal people say "Hi, Mom!" to cakes" or something like that.

"Dog drop my resume?"

"I'll go back and see if the squids are gonna succeed in taking over the world."

Context: With "back" I was referring to "back to bed". It was an epic action dream, with alien squids taking over the world. I was quite disappointed when my friend woke me up... and even more disappointed when I fell asleep, but couldn't return to my dream.

I never did figure out whether they succeeded or not.

"How dare you not ask the pink ball for assistance!"

Microsoft Word?

"Straight-up thuggin'."

"Is there a reason the heating isn't on?"

...

I've only been awake for two hours and haven't said much yet. ._.;

"Seriously? You're... you're just gonna whip it out in the parking lot, huh?"

Context: This is a sometime occurrence at an apartment complex I do security at. These people live there, they have apartments complete with that new-fangled "indoor plumbing" and they just... and don't even bother to find someplace out of the way. The parking lot. Twice in the past six days.

edited 10th Jan '11 3:36:07 AM by BlackWolfe

"I'd made a joke about... placentas? I think?"

"Shut up, you stupid opposite-face!"

"It's rather noticeable you're actually a racing driver..."

He is, and drives accordingly on the road.

^You know, I've said that exact phrase to my dad.

Oh gosh... This isn't entirely on topic, but I just found the following in a "Sticky" on my computer...

"This milk isn't expired, it's vintage!"

(I think I used that as a signature here once.)

edited 10th Jan '11 8:37:18 AM by Fuzy2K

I've been alone at home all day so I guess I'll reach back to last night:

"It's a romantic song about getting head while you're driving".

I was talking about "Sex On Fire" by Kings Of Leon. The "head while I'm driving" part always stood out to me because the first time I heard that song, it was the only part of the verses I could understand.

edited 10th Jan '11 9:14:54 AM by MikeK

If we count horribly failed attempts at saying something, then «xłp̓x̣ʷłtłpłłskʷc̓». That's a Nuxálk word meaning «He had in his possession a bunchberry plant.» Also, «Strč prst skrz krk», which I think I actually succeeded at, and which is Czech/Slovak for «Stick your finger through your neck.»

Come to think of it, I also said "I really should have leashed that plant" today, which is pretty strange...

"I don't think you're wearing a thong."

"Yeah, that's an awesome thing to say when I'm touching my penis..."

Um... I don't have a logical explanation for that...

@Fuzy: No, Mischief Makers.

"All that pie wanted was a little wiggle room."

"It's so awkward having your parents help you clean up your multicolored ejaculate."

"Love me..."

edited 10th Jan '11 7:01:52 PM by Tidal_Wave_17

"IXA-cise! C'mon everybody, let's IXA-cise!"

"Get out of my 5 foot radius!"

I would've said "I couldn't get it up", but wow. Just, wow...

I was talking about my singing voice...

"I never should've built you that opera house."