"Supplies for an orgy I would assume"
Context: When asked by the girl at the register why the customer in front of me needed 14 cans of whipped cream.
OT but an art student friend of mine once bought children's clothes, duct tape, and photographic film at a Target. No questions were asked.
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet....
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD"Boink!"
edited 8th Jan '11 9:34:41 PM by Tidal_Wave_17
"Yes, I am doing a good job of drilling holes into things, I need more things to drill holes into, can you give me some?"
Listen up, and don't forget. Don't think your belief in me makes you strong, and don't believe in me to be strong. Believe in Yourself.You uncultured swine!
Me expressing my anger at my sisters/friends for not liking Queen.
It's more fun if there is no explanation.
Oh well.
"It's in my nature."
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GODThis was actually yesterday, but
"No, we should get him What To Expect When You're Expecting."
...it's a long story/in-joke.
Tumblr here.If it is without context it is just random drivel that out to be in Forum Games. With context it can create a surprise for the reader between what they thought caused that sentence and what actually happened.
Remember, a Noodle Incident / Noodle Implements are funny if used once in a while, not all the time.
"The scientists were filing off the patients fingers and toes as said appendages were slowly turning into hooves"
Describing a wierd dream to my parents
edited 8th Jan '11 9:57:39 PM by PippingFool
I'm having to learn to pay the priceWell, for what it's worth, I got my sugar.
no one will notice that I changed this"Do you have a penis, Mr. Owl?"
Troper Page@Vorpy, not too hard to guess where that came from...
@Alk: You're probably right. The tension could kill me, not knowing the truth.
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD"I want to be tied to a tree and given a vivisection by a door... I mean, a bear..."
Ontology is existence."Or a Cinderella-shaped punching bag."
edited 8th Jan '11 10:10:43 PM by Aryn
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe.@Vorpy: Probably not; birds have different genitals to humans.
"I'm sorry for dating you nonconsensually, but you did cheat on me with three men and two women."
I nominate my dad.
Me: "I just feel like a zombie tomorrow so I was humming Thriller from Michael Jackson."
Dad: "Oh, that has zombies?"
Note: My dad's a musician himself. True, he's never been a Michael Jackson fan, but this was just... *facepalm*
Stargate SG-1 Let's Watch. Because my ZHP thing failed."It was a sexy hairdryer, too."
Stupid doomed timeline...Technically counts since I said it at 3am: "Why is there a blond bartender throwing around vending machines."
I'm talking about a character from Durarara, of course.
edited 9th Jan '11 5:07:20 PM by Belle-Mage
I'm not a Pokemon Trainer, you zetta sons of digits!"How dare you not ask the pink ball for assistance!"
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada"It's like The Muppets...with Porn."
Troper PageI think a decent chunk of the "I just had sex with a dolphin" thread will stand in for me here.
"An empty stomach is not a good political advisor" - Albert Einstein Anime list
...out of context.
I'll start.
"I don't think anyone wants to sniff your eyeball."
Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! ~ GOD