Catchphrases you've accidentally developed

"[something absurd, Comically Missing the Point, Refuge in Audacity or Vulgar Humor], why do you ask?" as an answer to question, particularly a rhetorical one.

"Paging the Department of Redundancy Department" when an instance of redundant redundancy comes up.

“Less likely than Earth turning into a square planet where everyone speaks Portuguese & eats wood,” which is based on something someone on this site said about North Korea potentially posing a serious threat to the US.

Thanks to me re-watching episodes of RWBY Chibi, I find myself saying Nora's "Aw, yes!" (from season 1 episode 22).

[X]. I hate [X].

Who spat in s/he/their bean curd?

I've noticed that I tend to go "What the shit?" when I'm confused by something, since my dad tends to use that phrase in that very context.

It's [character that has an o in their name, and the name cuts off at the o]-ver.

the most prevalent example would be "It's Funky Kover.", but i also have "It's Pearl Drover.", and "It's Picover."

obviously comes from the meme "It's Joever.", but i don't use that one for whatever reason, lmao.