Catchphrases you've accidentally developed

Actually, crap, I just realized I do have a catchphrase, and a lame one. "But of course", for replying to the obvious, when I really don't want to hear you, donno what to say, or just saying it.

"I like tragicomedy, but not living through it for f***k's sake!"

I also like saying "Hello." or "Morning." in English instead of in my native language. In my best British accent. I think I got that one from Hot Fuzz

and here's THE best trolling line ever: "Wanna buy an ostrich?" followed by "You say [person's WHOLE response here, word for word] because you don't know what an ostrich is. An ostrich is an animal that's 2 meters tall. wanna buy an ostrich?" repeated until i feel satisfied >:D

edited 5th Jan '11 4:57:48 PM by irontoof44

Splendid. Most definitely.

Anime geemu wo shinasai!

Fairly decent.

• Bitching! (hard G, think cockney on drugs.)

• Erm I didn't mean to oh fuck.

• I'm about to sound like a Jerkass. Brace yourself.

• Fuck me with a brick.

• Oh hells.

• Uhm, actually...

• I reject your X and substitute it with my own!

• Bloody/bleeding/bloodsoaked whatever.

• Really? REALLY?

• Shit just got serious.

• I KNOW what the hell I'm talking about.

• Kiss my pale freckled ass.

There are more on my page that I've forgotten that I noticed I use. I also tend to whisper 'mo leannan' to my mate and call all my female friends 'Cailin'.

NEW ADDITIONS:

• "Clusterfuck" in any general phrase referring to multiple things (I.E. a clusterfuck of geese, a nuclear clusterfuck, a clusterfuck of homework)
• What's this about a goat?
• You seem like a nice person. I kill nice people.
• (Adopted from Shelly): There shall be dire consequences.
• " I'm not very good with X" or "I'm good with X."
• I. Have. No. Comment. (When thinking about something perverted)
• GOOOOD morning, mother fucker! Happy fucking (day of the week or other relevant occasion)! En't nothing like beingup and getting shit done on a fucking (relevant occasion)

edited 18th Jan '11 8:13:09 PM by Diamonnes

My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.

• Woo, ______ buddies!
• Also (.....). Also also (......).
• Sigh. (or some other action verb)
• Drawn out worrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrds describing a vague negative emotionnnnnnnnnnnnn
• Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
• Yey.
• Tell me about it, mate.

edited 8th Jan '11 2:01:01 PM by Leradny

I've got:

• Cool: pronounced Keyool.
• The fact is
• I believe that
• Why would I do that?
• Wha-, bu-, Fine.
• <sarcasm> It's okay I'll [insert task]: it's not like I actually was [insert random activity or just 'doing something]. <sarcasm>
  • The second part on it's own also qualifies.
  • Also related to: <sarcasm> Well, that makes sense <sarcasm>
• You ate it (whenever someone asks me if I've seen what they're looking for)
  • Also You eated it.
• Just deciding where to hide the body. (don't ask)

... I'm a bit of a bitch.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

Damn it. Just realized that I've also got:

• True enough.
• True.
• Hello humans
• Hello favourite human (mum or sis)
• Later, humans.

Lots of referring to other people as humans. Never 'fellow humans'.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media

Mine is awkwardly attaching "So..." in a whisper to the end of everything I say when I'm flustered.

Tumblr here.

A few of my others...

• "Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
• "Jesus crunchy batfucking christ!"
• "...and then he/she shit six kittens and a bi-plane."

etc. etc.

If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~

(after practically everything I say): "You know what I'm saying?"

It drives me nuts! Fortunately other people rarely ,if ever,notice

edited 6th Jan '11 2:29:00 PM by dontcallmewave

He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also

“Because I am so very old!”

Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!

"Sweet zombie Jesus..."

Or just "Jesus" as an expletive in general.

"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."

I often use "Great Odin's raven" or some other Norse mythology-based phrase.

I love that phrase as well.

I can't say that I have any catchphrases.

You're an ad hominem attack!

I seem to have recently accidentally developed "IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW"  ^*

and "BOO, GET OFF THE STAGE"  ^*

^{Usually in response to Incredibly Lame Puns or bad jokes}

as catchphrases.

edited 16th Jan '11 2:20:31 PM by Metalhead467

"Oy" is my new catchphrase. Now everyone I meet thinks I'm Jewish.

Why I am afraid of fences.

Alot. One of the most troubling ones is when asked where someone is(who should be there and is sick) I say "Dead." rather than "Ill/Sick"

Know me homie.

That's the sex.

-Insert words here-, bro.

Knucle touch.

As if.

Yo.

edited 18th Jan '11 12:11:54 AM by Vanitas

Indeed.

There are too many toasters in my chimney!

In real life people have noticed that I tend to answer some questions with "Maybe?", "No?" and have become minor memes.

Also, when asked if I have done my homework. "Logically..."

• "Oh bloody hell..."
• "Oh bollocks..."
• "[x] can go stick a fork in a socket and fuck themselves with it."
• (When I'm so pissed I want to scream): "FUCKSHIT!"
• "Cockpocalpyse" (proceeded by hundred and hundreds of chickens)
• "PIIINK! PIIIIINK!"

edited 18th Jan '11 4:43:43 AM by Miijhal

On that note, I've started using "Turku" as a swear word.

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I'm not sure if it's noticeable on the forums, and I'm not sure if it counts as a catchphrase, but when talking in English I tend to say "something like that" all the time.

• It's like a goddamn Lifetime movie!
• Fuckin' outrageous
• Dick-fuckkery
• When I get around to it
• What?!?
• Fagtrocity
• That's what she said

edited 18th Jan '11 8:54:04 AM by Kino