I've apparently made a good one in the image pickin' thread for Fun Size if you want to go see.
Fight smart, not fair."Eat smart kids!" instead of "Eat smart, kids!"
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes AlsoAnyone remember the glorious reign of "I don't see how you came by your conclsudfl"?
I have a message from another time...On another forum, I said "I ship Evilneko/Waltzy".
Except I spelled it "I shit Evilneko/Waltzy".
"Who wants to hear about good stuff when the bottom of the abyss of human failure that you know doesn't exist is so much greater?"-WraithThe "g" key on my keyboard does not work so well... this has lead to some interesting typos involving the word "grape".
"They called me mad, I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me." - Nathaniel Lee, playwright, upon being committed to Bedlam
shit Evilneko/Waltzy, that'll show them.
I have a message from another time...One of my favorite ones ever, I made while attempting to express my disdain for pantyhose. I wanted to call them "The leggings of Satan." Instead, I dropped the first "A." I don't know who Stan is, but he must be one mean drag queen.
I also once typoed "Back" as "Nacl," which lead to amusing chemistry jokes about salt.
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada"Eat smart kids!" instead of "Eat smart, kids!"
That reminds me of a Spin City episode where the Mayor said the following:
"Do you hate New York? Drug dealers put me in Washington!"
edited 4th Feb '11 11:56:55 PM by Fuzy2K
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.I don't know who Stan is either, but I heard that goffs like him very much. They even have a religion for him, called "Stanism". And none of these stupid prepz could ever join.
People aren't as awful as the internet makes them out to be.I was wondering where I could share this. It's not so much a typographical error as the worst attempt at a bilingual sign I have ever seen.
English: (this part is fine... apart from NOT being in ALL-CAPS every TIME.)
Laundromat Hours
Monday thru Sunday
9am- 10pm
Management is NOT responsible for clothing or other articles left inside laundry room at closing or at any other time. All reports of machines NOT working and/or loss of money should be reported to both the management offices and ___ Laundry at 1-800-___-____. Thank You.
If you forget and leave your laundry in the laundry room after closing time you may get your clothes the next business day.
Spanish: (attempted)
Horas de Lavanderia
Lunes a Domingo
9am- 10pm
Si dejo su ropa lavando o secando cuando la lavanderia se cerro puede recogida su ropa el siguiente dia de negocio.
Management no es responsable por la ropa o cosas personals que se dejan entre la lavanderia al tiempo de cerrar o cualquier otro tiempo. Si ay un problema con una maquina que no trabaja / perdio cambio por favor de avisar la officina y ___ Laundry al 1-800-___-____. Gracias
So.
Many.
Things.
Wrong.
edited 5th Feb '11 5:44:26 AM by BlackWolfe
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.WHY WOLFE!? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
In all seriousness, now that's just lazy.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.What I want to know is which member of that apartment complex's management is going around leaving the residents' stuff behind and personally closing the laundromat. Because I haven't seen that happen.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.Not a typo, but along the same lines as the above: one time at a laundrette in Spain I asked for "jamón" instead of "jabón".
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.I remember in high school one of the girls in my class turned in a paper that had to do with the Bible. One of the sentences involved the book of Titus. Unfortunately she didn't realize that she left out the u.
Reaction Image RepositoryI always pronounce "Taoism" as "Towelism". English is my first language, by the way. *
edited 5th Feb '11 11:41:22 PM by newtonthenewt
She's playing with fire! He's not ready for Nibbly Pig!Is towelism where you follow the word of The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy? Because I think I may have found religion.
edited 5th Feb '11 11:45:25 PM by Tumbril
Tumblr here.One time I managed to read the word "cajoles" with a Spanish pronunciation...
ca-HO-lays...
(yeah, not a typo. more of a pronounce-o.)
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.Almost every time I'm chatting with someone and say "what's up" I type it too fast and end up with "hat's up". I always notice and correct myself, but one day if I end up actually entering it, I'll try and pass hat's up as some new piece of slang.
Some general typos I always get entertainment from: "thongs" instead of "things" ("I hope thongs work out well for your grandma"), "raper" instead of "rapper", "Christina" instead of "Christian", "defiantly" instead of "definitely" (stuff like "definately" bothers me, but if someone says something like "Yeah, Linkin Park is defiantly awesome!", I start imagining that they have repeatedly been told by authority figures to stop being so awesome and have refused to).
edited 6th Feb '11 8:26:53 AM by MikeK
Linkin Park wishes they were defiantly awesome.
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.As she walked across the bridge toward him, mammories assaulted Nolan.
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes AlsoHa! The laundromat I frequent has really bad Babelfish Spanish on their signs, too. I need to transcribe them some time.
In a nearby town, there is a Super Mercardo.
Confirmed Bachelors: the dramedy hit of 1883!https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i3kfpn86h81hlqc49vin9sop&page=91#2258
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Alsoi accidentally typoed "does not computer" once and it amused me so much i use it on purpose now.
I love them.