Snakes (ophidiophobia), Reptiles (herpetophobia)
- Bill Engvall has stated in his comedy routines that he hates snakes. This becomes a problem when a woman wants to have sex with him—while bringing a boa constrictor along for the ride.
Spiders (arachnophobia)
- Phill Jupitus is terrified of spiders, which comes up a few times in his stand up.
Flying (aviophobia), Heights (acrophobia)
- Bill Engvall (see above) also admits to this. It really bit him on the ass when he went parasailing while stoned on Vicodin and a Bahama Mama. (Long story.) This also brought him face-to-face with his galeophobia (fear of sharks). It wasn't a good day for him.
Clowns (coulrophobia)
- Jack Whitehall appears to have unresolved issues relating to Mr. Blobby. Guess which special guest "read" the final question when Jack was on the Big Fat Quiz of the Year.
