Tropers / Serenity Squid

Serenity Squid (also known as Doctor Serenity Squid) is a geeky, accident prone, somewhat irritable Canadian with a tea addiction and an unfortunate tendency to lapse into Buffy Speak. She likes cheesy fantasy novels, Mel Brooks' movies, and anything that involves people with godlike powers beating the crap out of each other while wearing spandex costumes. When she isn't writing long-winded essays about the political subtext in silly children's cartoons, Serenity Squid lurks this wiki correcting grammatical errors and adding her various weird theories to the Wild Mass Guessing pages. She is an unashamed Serial Tweaker.

Now for the biography crap: Serenity Squid was born in the year 1742 to Anarchy Squid (a mutant cockroach) and Calamity Squid (a lawyer). In 1758, the Squid family immigrated from their homeland (the lost continent Atlantis) to the country that is currently known as Canada (back then it was called New Belgium). In 1760, the Squid family was burnt at the stake because that was what Canadians did to cockroaches and lawyers in those days. In 1994, Serenity Squid was resurrected by a group of illiterate teenagers who thought the inscription on her tombstone said "Guy Fawkes". She spent the next six years catching up on all the stuff she'd missed while she was dead. In 2000, Serenity Squid became a masked vigilante and dedicated herself to keeping the world safe from terrorists, vampires, and leprechauns.

TV Tropes enhanced her life.

THIS IS WHERE THE VANDALISM GOES:

• I love this page, I love that biography, and I think I love you. - FringeBenefits

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