Hey, I'm Emma, and I don't know how to introduce myself. So I thought I'd present you with a Long List of things you probably don't need to know about me, but that might be entertaining. But first, let's get the boring stuff out of the way.
-Name: You can read.
-Age: I'm a teen. That's all you need to know.
-Gender identity: Female, and a proud aversion of Most Writers Are Male.
-Hair color: I've dyed it red.
-Eye color: Grayish blue.
-Race: Irish-American, which I realize is just a fancy way to say white.
-Sense of humor: I'm a combination of a Deadpan Snarker and a walking Awful British Sex Comedy, and I'm proud of it.
-Place on the Sliding Scale of Idealism Versus Cynicism: Halfway between dead center and the absolute cynic end. So, fairly misanthropic. But I might like you, don't be afraid to PM me. I won't bite unless that's what you're into. Don't actually PM me for that, though.
-Shows I'm a little Fan Dumb for:
Series/Dexter
The Big Bang Theory- Guilty Pleasure, okay?
Bands I'm a little Fan Dumb for:
Creator/Paramore
Coldplay
Creator/Journey
Creator/Eurythmics
Aerosmith
See what I meant when I said Long List? Anyways, I hope one of you fabulous tropers P Ms me or talks to me! I would like to get to know you and you all seem like a fabulous bunch. Oh, crap. There's that pesky faith I'm humanity I keep holding on to...
