Hello, random people of the Intertubes! I am Bio Flak Cake. That's right, the cake was not a lie. As in, my cake would launch super - heated fragments of metal dipped in tyridium sludge. And cake too!

Where I live In that shadow in the corner of your room. Funny story, had to kick Slenderman out, think he lives in your bathroom...

I'm a thirteen year old geek with a penchant for writing and art. I don't talk much, but when I do let down the barriers, I enjoy the company of others. I put up an annoying hammy attitude, mostly to avoid others, but under that, I am a talkative and creative person. But this isn't eHarmony, so whatever. The story I planned on has been cancelled. I'll break it to WBD soon.

I'm currently working on the page for Portal: The Flash Version. Any help and suggestions appreciated.

Tis the only account on the internet I have. Don't attempt to find me on facebook or whatever the frak.

IMPORTANT My faith in humanity dies a little when someone says something is "Gay". I will be distrustful and will distance myself from those who use it as an infinitive. Seriously, don't. I have enough stupidity to deal with at school.

Favorite Video Games:

Favorite TV shows:

Favorite books:

Favorite Web Origionals:

Marble Hornets
My Immortal In a so bad it's good sort of way.
That Guy With The Glasses
Tribe Twelve
Rage Comics/Troll Science Comics

My Hobbies:

THIS!!!1!11!!!1
Playing Forum Games
Being the emperor of the Universe (Virtually, of course.)
Building Bionicle MO Cs My Own Creation
Being a weirdo
Watching That Guy With The Glasses (Phelous, Nostalgia Critic)

Favorite Tropes:

Tropes That Apply To Me:

CloudCukoolander Of course I got that link wrong. B(
Large Ham
Mostly Narmless
Deadpan Snarker, like pretty much everyone else here except that tomato, that one right there, see?
Crowning Moment of Awesome: Pretty much everything I write in English class.
I'm a walking encyclopedia of Memetic Mutations I must use OVER NINE THOUSAND MEMES A DAY!
Incoming Ham You'll see me coming a mile away.

Things I dislike:

Ctrl Alt Delete. Terrible Webcomic.
Twilight (as most boys do)
Many, MANY fanfics. Also, Black Butler. Take That, she - who - shall - not - be - named who recommended it!

Vandalism Ahoy

Thank you for the honor of being the first vandal. -Shadow Bender
Hi! ...Great. Perfect time for writer's block. -Katana Cat
Hey there. Another newcomer. Nice to meet you. I would give you some advice here, but to be honest, I'm not the best person to take advice from. Oh well. Everyone here is fairly nice. Just treat them with some amount of respect, and they'll do the same to you. I guess I did slip some advice in. Oh well. - Completely Normal Guy

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