the Thane of Hu'mor will see you now...
"Hail to me, Thane of Hu'mor!"
Hello everyone, this is me, Brython Charles "Beescy" A. B. C. D. E. F. G. H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O. P. Q. R. S. T. U. V. W. X. Y. Z. McSeckston, (Born June 15, 2005 - N/A), and this 'ere is my official Troper Page for Tv Tropes!
I usually edit and do random things on here, and as this is one of my favorite wikis, like ever, why not join?
I am an Scotsman who just happens to be trapped in Australia, that likes to do everything, from drawing pictures, to taking photos, to writing stuff, to all kinds of stuff y'know?
I am among one of the many Creators on the Autism Spectrum, and therefore, I can drop the r-word without any fear. And if anyone tries to tell me that I can't? Fuck off, you daft cunt!
I hope that you enjoy what I do on the other pages, because why not? :3
My most active links
My personal quotes
- "Better than none."
- "What makes you think that, professor?"
- "That's What She Said."
- "Your mum is a bitch, and my bitch of course!"
- "You may take away my life, but you'll never take away MY freedom!"
- "God kneels to ME!"
Tropes that I would use to describe myself
- Adorkable: I am a pretty okay looking geek, and I am considered cute by my own family.
- Author Appeal: I like to use various things in my artworks such as dark humor, references to various Valve games, Visual Puns, Wild Takes, elements of Celtic Mythology and Norse Mythology, Vulgar Humor, a Shout-Out or two, Fourth-Wall jokes, and putting Brick Jokes at the bottom of their pages, and this and that, because I think that they're pretty great, aren't they?
- Awesome Aussie: Well, yeah, I live in Australia, what did you expect? I am pretty cool alright.
- Barbarian Long Hair: I have pretty long raven hair, a mullet in fact, and I hail from a warrior culture.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I am an decent guy usually, and I get along with people quite well, but even dare to threaten me or any of my friends, and I will gladly break your neck, burn down your house, and bust a nut on your mother's facenote .
- Beware the Silly Ones: I am also a bit eccentric, and a bit over the top, but as with the above example, don't mess with me...
- Big Fun: I have a very slight pot belly, and yet, I am quite a charismatic kind of guy, and I'm pretty fun to hang out with.
- Bigger Is Better in Bed: I have a Big Scotch Cock! That's why I am popular with the girls...
- Black Comedy: I am notorious for having an extremely un-PC sense of humor, and I make jokes about things that may trigger some people, so be wary of that, Moral Guardians...
- Brave Scot: I have an innate lack of fear of any sort of consequences, and I believe that there's No Such Thing as Bad Publicity, therefore, I dive straight into black comedy very easily, regardless of whether I offended someone or not, or even my own kin.
- Buffy Speak: It's a bit hard for me to describe certain things, as because of my slightly limited vocabulary, but I usually try my best.
- Casanova Wannabe "I want some bitches please..."
- Chaotic Neutral: Triple-flavor special: Hedonist, Rebel and Nutter, although my kind of flavor would actually be seperate from it; I am so CN that none of the four different types even apply to me at all.
- Choosing Neutrality: On many issues, like politics, I'd rather be my own thing, and I usually keep away from them, unless I need to do so otherwise.
- Cloud Cuckoolander: I am autistic, so that's why I can get a bit crazy sometimes...
- Covert Pervert: I may seem calm and innocent at first, but if I ever had the chance, I can become extremely lewd very easily.
- Crazy Cat Guy: I love my cats very much, to the point of insanity infact!
- Deadpan Snarker: Yeah, good luck with me, pleb!
- Eccentric Artist: I am a Cloud Cuckoolander that sometimes like to make some of the most interesting artworks on DeviantArt, they aren't the lewd stuff that the site is infamous for, but, they are still a bit weird...
- Equal-Opportunity Offender: I make jokes out of literally everything and everyone, what do you expect, dumbass?
- Fag Stag: For some weird reason, a lot of my friends are of the rainbow team... Well, I guess that I am here just to ahem, "straighten" things out, that's all... haha.
- For the Lulz: A lot of times, I only do things just for a joke.
- Fun Personified: Well, I am the clown of the group, and I like to make people laugh and smile, so yeah.
- Furries Are Easier to Draw: Inverted Example; I prefer to draw human characters, if not at least humanoid characters like elves, vampires, The Fair Folk and the like. There's a reason why I don't have a lot of animal drawings...
- Gag Penis: My ding dong is over four inches long, and that's when it's not hard.
- Geek: Nuff said.
- Geek Physiques: I have an average build, and I am a nerdy kind of guy.
- Geeky Turn-On: I like girls that are just as geeky as me, because why not?
- Genius Ditz: I may not be able to use common sense well enough, and I may be a bit confused about things all the time, but I am really intelligent when I need to be, so don't be surprised.
- Gentleman Snarker: Bah, Humbug!
- Gentle Giant: I am 5'10, and I am usually quite friendly...
- Gun Nut: Nuff said...
- Ham and Cheese: I love to be over-the-top, BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST DAMN THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
- Has a Type: My preferable kind of lady is a Brainy Brunette Gamer Chick Tomboy with a Girly Streak who has the same interests in every kind of media as I do, double points if she is of similar heritage to me.
- Have I Mentioned That I Am Heterosexual Today: I am the king of all breeders, obviously...
- I Banged Your Mom: I'm not joking, I actually did...
- Introverted Cat Person: I sometimes like to keep away from large crowds, but I do like to be with cats, because they're nice.
- Jack of All Trades: I can do a lot of things, but I am not really a so much an award-winning professional at them, yet...
- Large Ham: I like to be over the top, and I am quite the showstopper...
- Man of a Thousand Voices: I could imitate a few different accents and voices if I wanted to.
- Metalhead: I listen to a lot of metal bands, specifically Savatage, DragonForce, Trans-Siberian Orchestra and Sabaton usually.
- Mr. Fanservice: I am probably one of the nicest looking lads on the planet, and my persona is quite decent looking too.
- Nerds Are Sexy: I am a fair-looking enough, plus I am an intelligent pop-culture aficionado, win-win!
- Nice Guy: I am quite friendly and polite to other people, and I am as civil as I usually can be, emphasis on usually...
- No Social Skills: "Um, how was I supposed to know that's not how you greet people?"
- No Such Thing as Bad Publicity: Because there isn't really, as long as you still have at least one person enjoying your stuff, it wouldn't matter too much.
- N-Word Privileges: I can say words like "breeder", "sheepfucker" and "retard" a lot more often without any consequences than most other people.Explanation
- Padding: Why else would I extend out this list of tropes to describe myself...? I like to try extending things out as much as I can for the heck of it.
- Perverse Sexual Lust: The only time I ever did make Rule 34 was in my head!
- Proud to Be a Geek: "All ye fellow nerds, bow down to me, for I am the king of nerds!"
- Proud Warrior Race Guy: Hell yeah I am!
- Pungeon Master: I also have a witty sense of humor, and I love to use puns, because they give a good punch to my jokes.
- Rated M for Manly: I usually make my works for myself as if I was a viewer, and as a straight man, you can expect my stuff to be a World of Ham where there's plenty of guns, explosions, monsters, beards, rock music, One-Man Armies, mostly all-male casts, and attractive bonnie girls to appear throughout it all.
- Reclusive Artist: I constantly avoid showing off how I actually look as much as I can, and whether I do make any selfies, I wear a mask for it.
- Reference Overdosed: I like to put in plenty of Shout Outs in my works, so you'd gotta catch them all, 'ya filthy animal!
- Refuge in Audacity: I am a legendary master of this trope, hence why that I am somehow still on the internet...
- Renaissance Man: I am skilled at a lot of creative skills, from drawing, to creative writing, to technical design, to crafting, to making simple animations, to photography, to game design, to playing some instruments, and digital art. I am also very knowledgeable about stuff, like astronomy and history, so you can trust me on that too.
- Rule of Cool: Sometimes, I make things just to make them as over-the-top and AWESOME as they can humanely be.
- Rule of Funny: I love all kinds of jokes, and I just like to put a bit of humor into things, to make them more entertaining.
- Shameless Self-Promoter, am I? Yes, I, am.
- Shock Jock: I love being your average edgelord.
- Shock Site: I have a meatspin.com link hidden on my DeviantArt bio. I am not joking, I actually do.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: I am a lot more profane compared to the average person, but, I come from Australia, one of the most profane populations in the world alright, it's expected...
- Small Name, Big Ego: I am Beescy, and I am the king of the world! GOD KNEELS TO ME!
- Surreal Humor: My sense of humor can get really weird...
- Tall, Dark, and Handsome: My persona is a black-haired man, who is very tall, and okayish looking at least.
- The Gadfly: I sometimes like to get a reaction out of people, but then again, I don't intend to push too far, Everyone Has Standards, after all...
- The Pig-Pen: I am a bit messy sometimes, and I don't usually shower everyday, so yeah....
- The Prankster: I love to pull pranks on people, and I love to Rickroll them as well.
- The Smart Guy: I have an IQ of around 126 last time I checked, if I remember correctly...
- Thrifty Scot: For financial reasons, I have to resort to using free and/or low budget software for making my creative works, as long as they work, they work alright.
- Troll: I like to mess around with people sometimes, although I don't really intend to push things too far.
- Trolling Creator: The biggest one yet, so beware of my antics.
- Übermensch: I am very much the definition of Chaotic Neutral, and I really just don't give a damn about what other people think of me, just as long as they don't try to get in my way. I obey only myself, and I am a free spirit!
- Unkempt Beauty: Male Example; I have quite the rugged appearance, and I look a bit wild, maybe that's why girls want me...
- Violent Glaswegian: I am more of a downplayed one, but I recommend that you DON'T mess with me for any reason, and to keep away from me whenever I have my episodes...
- White Male Lead: I am one of the few straight white men in my friend group, and yet, I'm the leader of the group. Don't believe me? Look at everyone else in my goddamn friend group for god's sake...
- Wild Card: So much so as I have it on my ID card, as while I serve nobody, I will only join any faction if there is one advantage that I want from them, and when I get it, I will leave it as quickly as I joined it.
- Wild Hair: My hair is quite shaggy, unkempt, and dark infact.
- Your Mom is so hot, that when I pictured her in my head, she gave me heatstroke!
"Lang may yer lum reek" note
