Tropers / A Stray Bard

Describe A Stray Bard Here.

Well, it's not like I can just leave this page blank.

18 19 20 year old male university student (read: Poor). In the future, I hope to be a English teacher or a Journalist. Because apparently, I want to be poor and lazy all throughout life.

Moving right along.

Other than that, I like music, reading, guitars, piano, video games, Sci-Fi, horror, sarcasm, writing, and art. I tend to act in an eccentric manner sometimes, but for the most part, I'm rather quiet.

The Personal Stuff.

Tropes Applied To Me By Me

• Berserk Button - Not many, but I have a few...
• Bookworm - At least when I was younger.
• Brilliant, but Lazy - I can and will write a 3,000 word paper in 2 hours. Maybe.
• Deadpan Snarker - Occasionally; mostly mood dependent.
• Forgets to Eat - Yeah, this tends to happen a lot.
• Nerd - This was to be expected.
  • Nerd Glasses
• The Stoic In real life.

Tropes Applied to Me By Certified Tropers

• Careful with That Axe: You say "stoic," but you never know... —Electrum Zephyr

The Stuff I Like

Anime and Manga

• Akame Ga Kiru
• Akira
• Area 88
• Monogatari series
• The Big O
• Buso Renkin
• Carnival Phantasm
• Diebuster
• Durarara
• Fate Zero
• A Fairy Tale for the Demon Lord
• FLCL
• Gundam
• Gurren Lagann
• Jinrui wa Suitai Shimasshita
• Legend Of The Galactic Heroes
• Maoyuu Maou Yuusha
• Neon Genesis Evangelion
• Record of Lodoss War
• Super Dimension Fortress Macross
  • Super Dimension Century Orguss
• Yumekui Merry

Comics

• Batman
• Captain America
• Deadpool
• Iron Man
• Scott Pilgrim
• Spider Man

Films

• A Fistful Of Dollars, For A Few Dollars More, and The Good The Bad And The Ugly
• 21 Jump Street
• Alien and Aliens
• The Blues Brothers
• Citizen Kane
• The Dark Knight
• Glory
• Godzilla (All but Godzilla's Revenge and Ameri-Zilla.)
• Grand Torino
• Heavy Metal
• Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
• Mad Max
• The Magnificent Seven and by extension Seven Samurai
• Monty Python And The Holy Grail
• Predator
• Pulp Fiction
• Raiders Of The Lost Ark
• Return Of The Living Dead
• Robocop
• Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
• Shaun Of The Dead
• The Shining
• Star Wars
• Super 8
• The Terminator
• The Thing
• This is the End
• Zombieland

Literature

• American Psycho
• Animal Farm
• Beowulf
• Brave New World
• Byron
• The Catcher In The Rye
• Ciaphas Cain
• Dubliners
• The Epic Of Gilgamesh
• Emma
• Grendel
• Anything by Poe, really.
• Hyperion
• Lunar Park
• Ooga Booga by Frederick Seidell
• Pride And Prejudice
• Road to Wigan Pier
• A Song Of Ice And Fire
• The Stand
• World War Z

Live Action TV

• @ midnight
• Black Adder
• Castle
• Community
• Doctor Who
• Firefly
• House
• Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia
• Space Sheriff Gavan
  • Space Sheriff Shaider
• Red Dwarf
• River Monsters
• Star Trek
• Terminator The Sarah Connor Chronicles

Music...A Lot of It

• Genres include Rock in general, Alternative, Metal, Punk, Pop Punk, Nightcore, Soundtracks, WUBWUBWUB, and Classical.
• Anamanaguchi
• The Beatles
• The Black Mages
• Black Sabbath
• Blue Oyster Cult
• Bob Dylan
• Boston
• Brand New
• The Caretaker
• The Cars
• The Dangerous Summer
• Daisuke Ishiwatari
• The Eagles
• Elton John
• Fireworks
• Foghat
• Gnarwolves
• Kansas
• The Killers
• Last Alliance
• Lit
• Mumford And Sons
• Muse
• Neil Young
• New Found Glory
• Oasis
• Pink Floyd
• Phantom Planet
• Queen
• Reggie and the Full Effect
• Rise Against
• Rogue Wave
• Second to Last
• Steve Miller Band
• Taking Back Sunday
• Thin Lizzy
• The Wonder Years
• Yes
• The List Could go on, but I'll stop it here

Video Games

• Ace Combat
• Armored Core
• Battle Moon Wars
• Blazblue
• Call of Duty Until MW 3.
• Dark Souls
• Demons Souls
• Fallout Series.
• Far Cry 3
• Final Fantasy
• Fire Emblem series
• Guilty Gear
• Halo
• Hyperdimension Neptunia
• The Last of Us
• Left 4 Dead
• Marvel Vs Capcom
• Mass Effect Series
• Melty Blood
• The Elder Scrolls
• Virtual On Series

VN

• Clannad
• Fate Stay Night
• Muv Luv
• Tsukihime

Western Animation

• Adventure Time With Finn And Jake
• Any classic Disney film; especially Fantasia and Bambi
• Batman The Animated Series
• The Last Unicorn
• Megas XLR
• Regular Show
• Sealab 2021
• Space Ghost Coast To Coast
• Superjail
• Teen Titans
• Titan AE
• Transformers

Remember, when in doubt

Don't worry...

...Now, Back to business

Facepalm Museum

By order of Hekireki no Makai , I now have a facepalm section for everyone's convenience. Choose your flavor of disappointment!

• Kyon◊
• Vegeta◊
• Dr Cox◊
• Stephen Colbert◊
• Jon Stewart's Final Facepalm◊

Troper Family Tree

This Area is self explanatory.

• raigakuren ~ Older-younger brother (time travel stuff, don't ask)
• Inhopelessguy ~ Younger brother
• cutewithoutthe ~ Younger brother dos.

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This Space for Bomb-Throwing Anarchists

Lord Vandalism the I

• Red links aren't allowed in the KH thread-Kostya
• Why am I always second ? D:< Anyways hey there new member.~ Zack Fair
• You Spoony Bard! —a vandal
  • Please, I implore you, hear my words!
• I promised you some vandalism. HERE IT IS, TOOLS/CRACK STYLE! :D - Tools Of Destruction

TOD was here

• :D

• Hi Bardykins~ (shut up, you know it's an adorable nickname) —Serenitas
  • Bu-but, I don't even l-like it... *Blush*
• You are deceptively modest in describing your appearance. I don't buy it. ;P - Keybreak
  • I don't think I am...
• Sometimes, it pays to be on drugs. —Sean Murray I
  • Needs more Benny Hill Music, but I still approve.

also here

• What about this one? —me again

• Hello! Why are you stray? - Stolen By Faeries
  • I got lost on my way to the fora.
• Hi —wuggles
  • Hello!
• 愛がなければ、真実は見ることができません。 —Liberated Liberater
  • Something about seeing, that's all I could tell.
• I want money too ~raigakuren
  • Don't we all?
• I-I'm vandalising your page... I-if that's all right with you... - Deadbeatloser22

and here

• HNNNNNNNGGGGG!

• You will watch this and get diabetes from the cute ~raigakuren
  • Weird...could have sworn I had Zombie Cancer a few seconds ago...
  • Dude, you like cowboy bebop, mlp fim, godzilla, Indiana Jones and left 4 dead? I think I just found a troper with half the same intrests lol ~marston
    • >ASB Seal of Approval<
• Hey, I forgot to ask you. Are you a coward? Nothing personal; As you may already be aware, I just ask that question to everybody on TV Tropes. I hate cowards. —Sean Murray I
  • The motorcycle thing is me.◊
• Picture yourself on a boat on a river. - Completely Normal Guy
  • With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
• You LIKE this stuff?!?!? —Sean Murray I
  • >1 Free Internet<
• Oh! No! They say he's got to go! Go go Godzilla! - Completely Normal Guy
  • Oh no! There goes Tokyo!
• You've been hit by — You've been struck by — A smooth vandal! ~GameSpazzer
  • You're rather conspicuous in a white suit.
• This big beautiful rock is a DIAMOND! ~raigakuren

and we musn't forget here

• Let us never speak of this again.

• This page needs more Octavia and DJ Pon3! ~raigakuren
  • No page can ever have enough of Octavia and DJ PON3
• I knew my avatar change would make you go to your DJ Pon3 avatar. I WIN! ~raigakuren
  • Or do you?
• Once I rose above the noise and confusion. Just to get it is beyond disillusioned. - Completely Normal Guy
  • I was soaring ever higher...then I flew too high.
• This vandalism was part of your plan to manipulate me isn't it? ~raigakuren
  • Just as planned
• Die the DEATH. Sentence to DEATH. Great equalizer is the DEATH. — Liberated Liberater
  • Until you get turned into a zombie.
• You have an eight note but I have a    Treble Cleft!!!    ~raigakuren
  • *Le Gasp!*
• KEEKI WA USO DESU - Katana Cat
  • WUT U DID THAR...I C IT!
• It Came From...over there, behind the sofa. See? No, to the left a bit. Yeah, there. Inverurie Jones.
  • I'll check it out...I'll be right back.
• HELLO, TROPER. PLEASE PREPARE FOR YOUR MOMENTARY ASSIMILATION. DO NOT LOOK BEHIND YOU. HAVE A NICE DAY.~GameSpazzer
  • Wait, what do yo- <AudibleSharpness>
• Even your vandalism ish graceful! ~raigakuren
  • *Squee*
• Thy contributor page is whole and unvandalized!    WE SHALL CHANGE THAT!!!    ~raigakuren
  • NO! Not my contributor page virginity!
• Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. In fact it's cold as hell. And there's no one there to raise them if you did. - Completely Normal Guy
  • I'll admit, I haven' heard this one.
    • It's Rocket Man, by Elton John. I usually make a point of choosing songs by bands in your music folder. - Completely Normal Guy

Vandalism the Great

• Hello there! I am Doctor Steve! The world's only disqualified dentist! -Steventheman
• You took my chance at vandalising a new page so my revenge is vandalising your own page. MWAHAHAHAHAHA - JR Pictures
• I have a map mask! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID! ~raigakuren
• For every day this image stays up on your page, I'm drinking one shot. —Sean Murray I
  • That's enough life day for now.
• I've lost count of the days... —Sean Murray I
• Gaoh~ ~raigakuren
• Zombie Apocalypse survivors are hipsters ~raigakuren
• I like blueberries. No really, I do. - Katana Cat
• I used this line to vandalize before it was cool ~raigakuren
• BOOM! Hi. Just looked at your page - I like you already. Karasu91
• Neanderthal Space Marine attack!!! ~raigakuren
• This has been a vandalisation by JR Pictures
• Boom crash wooopaw,blam crash whee slam happy happy diddily doo- Eternal Noob
• In an alternate timeline this vandalism will explode and kill teddy bears ~raigakuren
• VAN-DA-LIZE! VAN-DA-LIZE! - Mort08
• You Sunk My Battleship - JR Pictures
• -glomps the vandalism wall- - Earl of Sandvich
• -Plays Guile's Theme and smashes all your windows- - Steventheman]
• Did you know that pottery smells after it's broken? No, really. It's pretty weird. ~ Aralyn
• /makes things go boom! ~raigakuren
• You spoony bard. Have a map. -Tingle, whom Americans seem to hate for some reason.
• What's yellow and can't swim!? A BULLDOZER!!!
• Hey look, it's not Zeik Hunter. - Physical Stamina

he was at the bottom of your page too

• Under the bottom ~raigakuren
• Check this out! I made this!◊ —Sean Murray I
• >sets up a rather large table in your page, places a great many bottles on it.< -Enkufka
• Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy. She'll beat you if she's able. - Completely Normal Guy
• What is there left for me to do in this life? Have I achieved what I have set in my sights? Am I a happy man, or is this just sinking sand? - Completely Normal Guy
• /throws fire extinguisher ~raigakuren
• Grins malavolently and starts the apocalypse.-Xiphos Orochi 666

* A wild BARD appears

• Go Pokeball! Shake...Shake...Shake...tump
• DUNUNU-NUNUNUNUNUNUNU-You from the past

• Week the timeline! ~raigakuren
• APPLE BOTTOM JEANS LEAN BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUR THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKING AT HUUUUR. SHE HIT THE FLAW, NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHAWTY GOT LOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOWLOW - Without Irony
• History rocks and teaching is a momentous job. Also, thanks for the welcome. ~[1]
• Honl -Landorkus
• HAY. Your page changed since the last time I was in this corner of the intranets, looks cool. ~Rockonman
• Ooh, you remodeled. Cool. Also I added a period to that line at the top because LOL GRAMMAR OR WHATEVER. So yeah. — Tre
• No matter how I vandalize, this will all be within your calculations. ~Classifiedzerogoki
• Stray bard, you say? Can you sing The Dragonborn Comes? You better, or be prepared for FUS RO DAH! ~Blake Diamond
• Nice to meet you! -Mokona Zero