Sliding Scale / Badass Driver

Speed Freak Level:

• XXXXX: Infinite speed? That's not close to being moving.
• XXX: Hyperdrive is too slow for me!
• 9: Piloting a MiG-31 through narrow canyons and tunnels on full afterburner is all in a day's work for me!
• 8: Aaahhh, the precise handling of this F-Zero machine is sublime. I love it!
• 7: I can handle Phantom Class very easily, thank you.
• 6: Extreme-G is plenty fast for me.
• 5: A Galaxy 9009 at full boost is enough for me.
• 4: I can keep a Krieger PCPD Special on the road at full blast.
• 3.5: I drive a Lamborghini on and off-road and enjoy every second of it.
• 3: I can handle myself in some exotic supercars, but not well.
• 2: Dirtbikes and ATVs are the fastest I can handle.
• 1: Go-karts only, please.
• 0: I prefer to walk.
• -XXX: The speed of a snail is just too fast for me.
• -XXXXX: Just standing in one place is just too fast.

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