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After a disclaimer, the episode begins.
You know what Boomstick hates more than stupid teen popstars? Absolutely nothing! He really hates people like Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.
Justin Bieber: In 2007, Justin Bieber was discovered and trained by Usher. His video "Baby" is the most viewed video on YouTube. He has lots of merchandise, including a perfume bottle with a rose-shaped lid. A lock of his hair once sold for $40,000. He is afraid of thrown objects, and his fans are called "Beliebers", some of whom are so crazy they have tried to harm him. However, for all the crap he goes through, he always gets onstage to perform.
Rebecca Black: Rebecca Black's mother paid $4,000 for Ark Music Factory to make a music video for her daughter. It quickly became a viral hit with 160 million views. She seems to have an extreme case of ADHD and is incredibly indecisive, and when she finally does make up her mind, she makes bad decisions. She is also a Belieber.
After an ad from Game Fly, IT'S TIME FOR A BATTLE!
Bieber is standing on a roof when Black approaches him. As she rushes up to him, however, he sprays her in the face with his perfume bottle.
FIGHT!
Black kicks Bieber in the crotch, but Bieber in unaffected and goes in for a series of quick strikes. He uses a nearby pole to follow up, but Black throws several objects at him and knocks him off the building onto a train. Black leaps onto the train, and the two stand for a few seconds before Bieber punches his opponent off the train.
Black throws a knife at Bieber and follows up with a sword, but a punch soon sends her flying away again. Bieber picks up the sword and a car pulls up to Black. She takes a long time to decide to get in, and it speeds off towards Bieber. Bieber is rammed by the car, which eventually crashes into a wall. It explodes and kills the Jonas Brothers standing nearby, and sends Bieber's sword high into the air, where it lands in Miley Cyrus's head.
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL! KILL! KILL. Kill...
While Bieber's fear of thrown objects kept him at a distance, but Black's indecisiveness and recklessness ended up with her being dead too.
