Quotes taken from Friends.
- 24-Hour Party People (referenced)
- '90s Hair
- Ambiguous Criminal History
- But We Used a Condom!
- Candlelit Bath
- Caretaking is Feminine
- Cat Fight
- Crappy Holidays
- Daddy Had a Good Reason for Abandoning You
- Do Wrong, Right
- Dog Got Sent to a Farm
- Fascinating Eyebrow
- Fanservice Faux Fight
- "Fawlty Towers" Plot
- First-World Problems
- Foreign Cuss Word
- Friendship Moment
- Gender Bender
- Graceful Ladies Like Purple
- Half-Dressed Cartoon Animal
- Happily Married
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?
- I'll Never Tell You What I'm Telling You!
- Incompatible Orientation
- Inherently Attractive Profession
- Jiggle Show
- LGBT Fanbase
- Lost the TV Remote
- Love Father, Love Son
- Miserable Massage
- Miss Kitty
- Mistaken for Index
- Mistaken for Pedophile
- My Sister Is Off-Limits
- The Netherlands
- Old, New, Borrowed and Blue
- On Three
- Picked Flowers Are Dead
- Reading the Stage Directions Out Loud
- Rebuke Tropes
- Recurring Character
- Right Through the Wall
- Self-Applied Nickname
- Soap Opera
- Spell My Name with a "The"
- Turning Into Your Parent
- Very Fake Résumé
- Wedding Deadline
- With a Foot on the Bus
