Pet The Dog / Theatre

Examples of Pet the Dog in Theatre.

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• Compared to the end of the movie, where he graduated with no honors, no girlfriend, and no job, Warner in Legally Blonde instead dropped out of law school and started a successful modeling career. Also, whereas in the film, his last scene consists of Elle bluntly rejecting him, in the show, she lets him down gently, and they even hug.
• "The Policeman's Song" in Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance laments that even thieves and murderers love the simple, pure English countryside.
  When the enterprising burglar's not a-burgling
  When the cutthroat isn't occupied in crime
  He loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling
  And listen to the merry village chime
  When the coster's finished jumping on his mother
  He loves to lie a-basking in the sun
  Taking one consideration with another
  A policeman's lot is not a happy one.

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