Its Item Number
Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
To write in haiku.
—SCP-931
SCP-96
"Paranoia Fuel" does not
Even cover it.
—Carpetfreak
One-seven-three is
The Slenderman in statue
Up to eleven.
—Carpetfreak
"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.
—Aryn
One bigass lizard
Chews through D-class personnel
Like knives through butter.
—Aryn
Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
—Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them
Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
—Edrobot
"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
—Vaguelyhuman
Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
—buri-chan
Antitank rifles?
Foundation, you never learn.
Just throw them away!
—PulpoOscuro
Scientists, oft mad
Conduct experiments on
Paranormal things.
—Progeny Ex Machina
