Haiku / Pokémon

Pika Pikachu!
Pikapi! Pikachu Pi!
Pi Pi-kachu!! Chuuuuuuuu!!

— CAD

Gotta catch 'em all!
(Except the legendaries.
Stay away from them.)

— Falcon Pain

Travel the whole world
Get army of cute critters
Capture God. Good times.

— Insanity Prelude

Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Six-hundred and forty-nine.
This will take a while.

— mr13lake

Catch every critter
Battle friends and earn badges
Kiss your life goodbye

— superfroggy

Wanna catch 'em all?
Then buy lots of different games
And visit events

— Blork

Imprisoning Mons.
10-year-olds Walking the Earth.
Tamer than it sounds.

— The Hero Hartmut

Name another game
In which 10 year olds enslave
Kickboxing chickens.

— Slouch

Pokémon! A lot!
Four hundred and ninety three!
I have caught them all.

— Rabid Biscuit

Oops, above troper.
They'll always add more Pokés
To keep the show on

— Iceguppie

Complex strategy
Unless you play Red or Blue:
Use Psychic and win.

— A Random Serf

Red Blue Yellow Gold
Silver Sapphire Ruby Green
It will never end

— ItTolls4You

Extremely cute mons
Alongside big badass ones
Let battle begin!

— Snowsky

In this confusing
World of optimistic kids
You can catch a God

— CalamityJane

Discovering more
Every few years; it's so fun
Seeing what is new

— Da Lucaray 030

Many Pokéballs
Many pokémon captured
Gotta catch 'em all

— Xxfirekirby 94 xx

Gotta catch 'em all
But do it by tommorow
A new game is out

— mariocake1

At last! I got her!
Chansey from Safari Zone!
Will never be used.

— rTicWolf

Finally! A rare
Shiny Pokemon. Oh, no!
No more Pokeballs!

— rTicWolf

I have a Machamp
Oddly enough, it's female
How could this happen??

— WMBQ

My flawless tactics
Toppled by the Uber tier
Arceus? Rage Quit!

— Muramasan13

Snakes, wasps, Ammonites.
What Measure Is a Non-Cute??
Here, it's your best friend!

— Shadow Stained Sky

My last Poké Ball.
Throw it! Shake, shake, come on now...
Oh no! It broke free!

— RLYoshi

Friend says, "Get a life!
Twenty years old- still playing
Pokemon?" "FUCK YEA."

— razorrozar7

Way too many now.
At first, just one fifty-one...
Now six forty-nine?!

— KingOfKatamari

Too much Pokemon
Is just exaggerated
Still better than COD

— JunkWarrior20999

I had Yellow once.
Caught Haunter with first Master Ball.
I was just a kid.

— Tyrekecorrea

Red Green Blue Yellow
Gold Silver Ruby Sapphire
Diamond Pearl Black White

— Oboeplum

Friendship, Family, Skill, Love
That is what Pokemon is
about. Love them all

— AzelfBlast

Walk into the cave
ZUBAT ZUBAT ZUBAT BAT
ZU BAT BAT BAT ZU

— Derplunn57

In a world where Mons
Are rare 'cause of the color
It's insanity

— thepmdfangirl

Hidden in the grass,
Pokémon are everywhere.
Can you catch ‘em all?

— FlamingMercury5

Catch monsters in balls
Use them to battle for fun
And become the champ

—redtroper517

Purple thing that stalks.
Red eyes and a winning smile.
Basically, run.

—CeruleanDev

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