The Famous Last Words of those who died throughout the Hardcore series. Obvious death spoilers ahead.
Minecraft #1
- I'm behind you. Let's go for it. -Last words Jirard was heard saying before he went AFK
- I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die... Burned! -Soah burned to death
- I'M GONNA DIE! -PBG was slain by Enderman
- I'm falliiiiiing... WHAT IS GOING- -McJones fell out of the world
- He ran into me! The dragon! -Dean was slain by Enderman
- Bonus death:
- Bye, everybody! I don't even care... -Jon was slain by RazzBarry
DayZ
- Oh, I'm being shot at! -McJones was killed
- There's two zombies! There's two z- AHHH I FELL! -PBG was killed
- No no no no no no, don't hit me, don't hit me, don't hit me! No! No touch! I'm going down! -JonTron was killed
- Get in this building as soon as you can. Is there one in between me and you? -Dean was killed
- No. -Barry was killed
- Oh my god, I have no more... -Ross was killed
- I'm not dead... I'm gonna stand up... and I'm gonna shoot at that guy... wait, did you just throw- -Jared was killed
Terraria #1
- Oh, I'm getting, oh no, NO! -Barry let their arms get torn off by Demon Eye.
- Oh, I'm dying, hold on... NOOOO! -Paul was chopped up (no enemy shown or listed).
- OH CRAP! -Dean's meat was ripped off the bone by Boulder & McJones got massacred by Boulder.
- This eye is just confused about why people are- [unintelligible] OH MY- -JonTron's entrails were ripped out by Demon Eye.
- Oh god I can't, I can't move! -SpaceHamster got cut down the middle by Eye of Cthulhu.
- IT'S AN EYEBALL! IT'S AN EYEBALL! -PBG was eviscerated by Eye of Cthulhu.
Diablo II
- They're using my spells... -RubberRoss was slain by Bone Mage.
- Whoooa! Oh my— -Barry was slain by Burning Dead Archer.
- Noooo! -Dean was slain by Flayer Shaman.
- Oh geez! I CAN'T GET OUT, I CAN'T GET OUT! -PBG was slain by Bremm Sparkfist.
- I'm still in here! -McJones was slain by Venom Lord.
Minecraft #2
- Bad! -Dean was shot by Skeleton
- Hehehe, you can't keep me down that easily... -Kyrak was slain by PBG
- PBG, LOOK OUT! -Jared blew up
- It- it's not letting me do anything, like, I can't- Oh! That's it... -NCS blew up
- OH! OH! HELP ME! HELP ME! -PBG was slain by Zombie Pigman
- Aw, he jumped down... No he didn't! -McJones was slain by Zombie Pigman
- Whoah, whoah, whooooah! -Barry was slain by Zombie Pigman
Minecraft #3
- Hey, can you come, uh, outside with me so I have someone to watch my back for Creepers? ...oh fuck. -Dean was blown up by Creeper
- I'm gonna die! *inaudible*-JonTron was shot by Skeleton
- OHH! WHOOOAH! -Jared hit the ground too hard
- You trapped me in! I'm dead, I... I'm dead... -McJones burned to death
- Are you gonna die? I might die, I have two hearts... heart and a half... heart, ohhh, (gibberish)! -PBG burned to death
- Oh! I died. -Shane was slain by Skeleton
- How did all these Blazes happen? Dude... go away... -SmoothMcGroove was slain by Skeleton
MineZ
- I still have apples and watermelons, so we've got a decent am- Oh! PIG ZOMBIE! -Jared rocked out to some Rob Zombie.
- Yeah, that's what you told the other two! Okay... -Last words Dean was heard saying before being left behind; he was Killed Offscreen
- I hear a zombie, he's walking near- AHH! -McJones died in a fire. Just kidding, zombies ate their brains.
- He hears me, he hears me, okay, okay he hear-AUGH, I'M DEAD! -PBG hit the ground too hard
- No no no no no! No no no no... -SpaceHamster was rocked by a Giant Stomp
- Also block! -Brutalmoose was rocked by a Giant Stomp
- Not like this! Not like this! Not like this! (dissolves into crying) No! -Barry was rocked by a Giant Stomp
Terraria #2
- Oh..! -Satch didn't bounce
- I already used the potion... -Barry was destroyed by Eater of Souls
- Oh shit, oh shit! Seriously, seriously, dude, seriously... FUCK! -Dean got snapped in half by Demon Eye
- Well that's why you cut it out, Jeff! - WHAUGH DEAD! -PBG’s skull was crushed by Boulder
- Oh shit! -ProtonJon fell to their death
- What if stickykeys killed you? ...OH NO! -SpaceHamster fell to their death
- HE'S SO CLOSE! *Beat* NOOOOO! -McJones’s flailing about was finally stopped by Eye Laser (Wall of Flesh)
Minecraft #4
- Okay, I think one of you guys should take- -Barry was slain by Zombie Pigman
- Oh my god! Oh, I'm so sorry, I panicked, I panicked! -Caddicarus was slain by Zombie Pigman
- Bonus deaths:
- WOOOOOO! Ow... -Jeff was slain by McJones using Barry
- Oh wow, that did a LOT of damage... NOOOO! -McJones was shot by Dean using Killua
- NOOOOO! -PBG was shot by Dean using Killua
Minecraft #5
- I got the spawner, but there's a spider in here! Help me out! I can't get out! I can't get out! -Barry was slain by Cave Spider
- Take the sword! -Jared tried to swim in lava to escape Spider
- Oh god, RIP. -Dean tried to swim in lava
- Oh my gosh, I might die. I'm dead! -McJones was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Blaze
- NUH! I'm fine... NUH! -Ray withered away
- I'm telling you, these- these fake pigs are bad omens! Let's get outta here...AAAAAAH!! -PBG was blown up by Creeper
- Oh crap. Oh crap! OH CRAP! OH NO! NOOOOOOO!!! -Jeff was killed by Ender Dragon using magic
Terraria #3
- OH NO! -ProtonJon's skull was crushed by Boulder.
- Weeeeeeeeeee! <Airplane noise> Aw, I- -Jeff fell to their death.
- Guys, we've got to share the money. Forgot to mention that. Ac-actually I- WHAT?! -PBG couldn't put the fire out. (Burning debuff)
- We're not gonna... OH, WHAT?! -Dean watched their innards become outtards. (Spike damage)
- Bonus deaths:
- I can't heal anymore either. I can't, there's a load of shit in the way. UNG! -Lucahjin was removed from Terraria #3 by Shadowflame Apparation.
- Not like this! Not like this! Not like this! I can't heal anymore, I can't heal! I'm goin, I'm goin. I'm goin'! NOO! -Yungtown's plead for death was answered by Shadowflame Apparation.
- Well, that's a sucky way to end. -McJones was impaled by Shadowflame Apparation.
MineZ #2
- GOD No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! -Dean was taken to lunch by a zombie. The zombie didn't call for a second date.
- Oh, I'm almost dead. I'm gonna die! -ACrispyWaluigi MURDERED McJones with an iron sword!
- We're gonna do it... Nooooo! -Barry died
- I made it. I made it across, guys! It--it can be done... WAAUUGHH! WAAUUGHH! -PBG fell out of the world
- There are so many! ... Little piggies! AAAWWH! -Jeff tried petting a zombie.
- It's gonna—It's gonna get me! It's gonna get me! -Ian crashed the zombie train.
- NOOO! SO CLOSE! AAAAAAAGGHHH... -Jared fell out of the world
Minecraft #6
- "We, uh, need four more beds..." -McJones tried to swim in lava
- "Come on, Jared! Jared, come on!" -Dodger was blown up by a Creeper (#1)
- "Wait!? What happened!? WAIT! I- I- I- I went through the portal and I landed in lava!" - Dodger tried to swim in lava (#2)
- "Get in the portal! I GOT KNOCKED OFF! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" - PBG tried to swim in lava
- "More damage! One heart! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Do it, my friends! I believe in you!" -Jared was slain by Zombie
Starbound
- "NO! UUAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!" -Jeff
- "WOOOAAAHH! Ooooh!" -Barry
- "I can’t move. K, use my salve, use my salve. Can I Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. NOOO!" -PBG
- "What IS this way? *gasp*" -Lucah
- "Oh my god... Oh my god.. OH NO!" -Luke
Minecraft #7
- "Oh no, oh no! I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die! No no no!" -Barry
- "THEY'VE TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE! DON'T OPEN THE— I'M STUCK INSIDE! NO, I'M STUCK INSIDE!! I can't get out!!!" -Jared
- "FUCK!" -Dean
- "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Could I die? Could I die? Three hearts, I'm at three—" -Luke
- "OH! NO! NO! NO! NO! THERE'S A HOLE IN THE FLOOR! FUCK!" -Ray
- "Although—OH!" -PBG
- "*gasp* NOOOOOOOOOO! HE KNOCKED ME-" -Jeff
Minecraft NB #1
- "Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Ah! I can't get out! I'm dyinohfuckI'mhaohshit—" -Amber
- "Hmmmm." -Fredrick
- "Wow, ok. ...OW WHAT THE HECK?!" - Chad
- "Ooh mister! ...AH! No—" - Lucah
- "They killed me?! NO!" - Shane
- "Help me! I'm on fire! AAAAGHH!" -PBG
- "Oh jeez, I'm so dead." -ProtonJon
- "This is it! Nooooo!" -Jirard