Drinking Game for The Room. This game is best played with Scotchka. And a designated sober to get you to the hospital when you inevitably contract alcohol poisoning:
- Whenever a character says "Oh hi, (character name)", drink.
- Whenever Lisa and Claudette are about to have a heart-to-heart talk, take a sip.
- Be sure to take a gulp when Lisa explicitly states that she doesn't love Johnny any more.
- Take a sip whenever Johnny laughs.
- Take another when he says "huh".
- When a blatantly unnecessary scene draws to a close, down your drink.
- Drink when a character shows up with no introduction.
- Drink when Mark says "What's going on?" whilst Lisa is trying to seduce him.
- Hell, drink whenever a character says one of their catchphrases
- Take one sip for every time a character, including Mark and Johnny, say that Mark/Johnny is "best friends" with Johnny/Mark.
- Drink whenever a character says some variant of "don't worry about it" or "everything will be fine."
- Drink when the characters are playing football.
- Drink water after being shown parts of San Francisco.
- Throw some spoons whenever you see spoons, and then take a drink.
- Drink whenever a character shills Johnny in some way.
- Take a sip whenever Denny says something slightly creepy ("I just like to watch you guys!")
- Take a sip whenever a character (do NOT chain sips for two or more characters taking this action together, treat the shared action as a singular one) obviously enters or exits the rooftop by the implausible, space-time dimensions breaking vehicle of the awkward tinpot shed in the corner.
- Take a sip every time someone refers to Johnny or Lisa as the other's "future husband" or "future wife".
- Take a big gulp on the most famous line in the movie, "You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"
- When Johnny dies, take two shots.
If played correctly, you shall be utterly plastered just in time for the first agonizing sex scene.
